@TeamShenanigans
At mile 26 I threw my arms up to the sky and let the pouring rain pound my face...all I could do was smile and accept it all.
This was my marathon. All 26.2 wet and windy miles of it.
#BostonMarathon#acceptance
We have money for a made up thing called spaceforce so the US can dominate in space?..but we can't figure out education and health care in our own country. #dumptrump
Trump is Lord Helmet and I'm living a real life Spaceballs
Tom Brady deflates his balls gets suspended 4 games, J Winston sexually assualts someone and gets a 3 game suspension. What in the actual F@ck people? Lets not ruin his carer by suspending him the mandatory 6 games? What message are we sending? #ridiculous#bullshit
So you want me to carry a gun for an educator bonus? Meanwhile I have to check my peanut butter and balloons at the door.
Why do I feel like I'm in a really bad movie plot for the next Austin Powers film? What's next sharks with laser beams on their heads?
#ridiculous