i texted her, "how was your day today?" and she sent me a 7 minute voice note telling me everything..
and that basically sums up the kind of person i want by my side. stop normalizing disinterest.
Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
In Donald Trumps America, if you go to college, you get punished. If you smear feces on walls and have sex with children, you get millions of dollars.
We truly are the shithole of the world. America was great, before 2017.
If the POTUS can make himself and his ENTIRE family immune from the IRS, why the fuck should any of US pay taxes from now on? Y'all aren't angry enough. 🗣️
Hey, @xcelenergy question. How many times do I have to sign up for automatic payment? Just wondering as a guy who's about to do it a third time in 15 months