Keebler elf

Fresno, CA. Magic Ninja! Songwriter. Full time mom. Take care of my pops. Walk FOR Alzheimer's

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@vamp__babi I'm over here just trying to figure out the Dildo coming out of the Deathnote manga

[Nick Cannon @NickCannon]

This escalated quickly! 😅 @ashleynocera

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@tweetmesohard Wondering why

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@tweetmesohard had a great night in Roseville last night. Thank for coming to Cali. Hope yall got some weed while you were here. Much love fam

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Watch Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 1 Now on YouTube

[NASA @NASA]

That's a wrap! Today's spacewalk outside the @Space_Station concluded at 2:47pm ET (1847 UTC).

Here's one more look at Earth from today's 6-hour, 42-minute spacewalk, taken shortly before @AstroJaws reentered the station.

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

#BoyMath is complaing the house isn't clean while simultaneously making a mess

[Jasmine T. @TheJasmineT]

#boymath is expecting 100% king treatment when yo beard is only 32% full.

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

That muppet nose is crazy

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@Jas2Juicyy @brittanya187187 So much photoshop. I bet you dont even need it

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@tweetmesohard why isnt Blink on Spotify? One of my favorite jams. Any way you guys can help me with this pretty please?

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

Vaginas=infinite

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@mattrife

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@mattrife everyone wants to cum see you

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@KingJames you did amazing in these playoff games. you might not have won, but you played great and you don't have to retire if you dont want to. Finish your contract if you want to. It takes a whole team to win and lose and you still played the game well. Keep your head up king

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@DojaCat GIRL! DO YOU AND BE HAPPY! I'm happy for you!

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@elonmusk

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

@tweetmesohard @TheWhiskyAGoGo @BlazeYaDead1 @Abkwarrior @codymanson7 Where monoxide at? Is he ok?

[Keebler elf @KeeblerElf90]

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[Ernie @SesameErnie]

Happy Birthday @Elmo! Thanks for being such a good buddy to @SesameDuckie and me.