ComedicChicanery

Solidarity Among The Damned

[Bernie Moreno @berniemoreno]

The ultimate elitist flex: driving around with a multimillionaire auto collector in a classic Corvette, valued at hundreds of thousands of dollars, that gets 9 miles per gallon and emits more emissions than about two dozen modern cars ... bragging how he tried to kill the energy industry in America.

[ComedicChicanery @KeebordWarrior]

People forget I can hate Elon and the guy smashing milk on the floor at Walmart for instagram live donations

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

I have to ring a buzzer to get mouthwash at CVS

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

I have to ring a buzzer to get mouthwash at CVS

[Gerry DeFilippo @Challenger_ST]

Somewhere, a skinny 13 year old baseball player is still afraid to lift weights. Meanwhile, this guy lives in the weight room & is throwing 102 mph at 38 years old

[Gina @FlorioGina]

This sounds like a definition of masculinity that only a woman could possibly come up with

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A sight many wondered if they’d ever see:

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[Jessica @JessicaTetreau]

Is she actually lecturing us about rich people from the back of a limousine 🤣

[SupremeBeings @DubsSupreme]

@YonteDa You’re no lawyer.

https://t.co/Uald8SmsH7

[Skraxx 🇨🇦🇰🇷 @skraxxy]

THE POINT OF LIKING PITCHERS HITTING IS BECAUSE THEYRE BAD!!!!

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[Meme Copium @MemeCopium]

Every time an influencer tries this they fail though, unless they use their audience or wealth. Like how ludwig failed, coped and had to start hinting to his chat about his "secret channel" until they found it, blew it up and then he claimed victory.

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

No Patrick the state not covering your medical expenses is not genocide

[samathon @petalinmycrack]

this is gonna be one hell of a good reaction video

[Mr. Greg @MrGreg1830]

As a young man, I couldn’t understand why my female friends did not support the death penalty for “rapist”, but then I found out what they considered to be rape.

[ɴᴀᴠᴇᴇɴ ᴋᴜᴍᴀʀ @DrNovinoTailor]

do you know ?

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle