rITESH🇮🇳

I Am Utterly Useless, But Still.
“I can be Used as a Bad EXaMpLe”.

[Srinivas BV @srinivasiyc]

मोहन, पहले ये बताओ Dustbin ₹1 लाख का, Bulb ₹30,000 , फिनाइल ₹33000 की किसकी दुकान से खरीदी? नरेंद्र जनरल स्टोर या पूनम किराना?

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨SHOCKING - FIR against Malabar:

A man walked into a Malabar Gold showroom in Bilaspur with a simple request: exchange his old 22-carat HUID-hallmarked bracelet.

The staff ran it through their XRF machine. Once. Twice. Three times.
Every reading came back the same: 20 carat.
They even told him the hallmark didn’t exist.

He called the local jeweller who had sold him the bracelet. The jeweller walked in, confirmed the HUID, and asked them to test it again.
Same machine. Same bracelet. Same room.

This time an employee adjusted something on the machine. Suddenly the reading flipped to 916 - pure 22 carat.

The jeweller recorded everything. The Sarafa Association arrived. Police registered an FIR against the showroom manager and the machine operator. The machine and DVR were seized.

This wasn’t a small local shop. This was Malabar Gold “the chain that advertises trust, purity, and BIS standards across India”.

One bracelet. Two readings. An 8% gap in gold value. And the only thing that changed was who was watching.

If a hallmarked piece can magically lose two carats the moment a customer wants to exchange it, and magically regain them the moment someone pushes back, what exactly is the machine testing?

Customers don’t walk into Malabar expecting a calibration error that only appears when they’re selling gold.
They walk in expecting the purity printed on their receipt.

The FIR is real.
The readings are on record.
The machine was seized.

Malabar still hasn’t explained why the same piece of gold needed a “setting” before it became 22 carat again.
Until they do, this isn’t a machine glitch.
It’s a business model.

[Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) @majorgauravarya]

Apparently, US money doesn’t fuel the war in Ukraine. Only Indian money does.

[rITESH🇮🇳 @Keeda88]

She must be Speaking in Hindi...

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

62% of Indian resident doctors work more than 36 hours at a stretch. 86% report severe sleep deprivation. 97% earn less than an entry level civil servant. 76% are assaulted while on duty.

We can call ourselves civilised only when we learn to treat our doctors like they treat us.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

62% of Indian resident doctors work more than 36 hours at a stretch. 86% report severe sleep deprivation. 97% earn less than an entry level civil servant. 76% are assaulted while on duty.

We can call ourselves civilised only when we learn to treat our doctors like they treat us.

[Facts @BefittingFacts]

Dear @narendramodi ji, Madhya Pradesh needs new chief minister asap. Please look into this.

[मटियामेट @matiyamet_mp]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Ratan Sharda 🇮🇳 रतन शारदा @RatanSharda55]

I had deleted my tweet on @iamyusufpathan land sale by @BJP4Gujarat Vadodara waiting for solid evidence. Here it is directly from Horse's mouth. 500sqmt land free. 478 sqmt at 45% discount on current market rate. Why? What's the logic of this melting of heart? What will he offer? Many Gujarati Muslims have healthy respect for BJP. He brings nothing to table except ridicule & self hurt Request @NitinNabin to look into this matter.

[Ak Gujarati @ak_tweetz]

Most of nongujaratis make worst fafda in ahmedabad, fafda tastes best in saurashtra only.

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

अजीत जी, आप समझते नहीं! सत्ता में बने रहने के लिए तोड़-जोड़ करना पड़ता है। अब आप ही बताइए गुजरात में दो प्लॉट दे कर यदि एक सांसद मिल जाए, तो इसमें क्या समस्या है?

[Sanket Upadhyay @sanket]

‘Gift’

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Sweet deal after joining NDA! Plot of land adjacent to Pathan family home in Vadodara that Yusuf Pathan had wanted since 2012 and was embroiled in a long legal/admin battle will finally be his. https://t.co/Gazu0o822G

[Tweeting Quarantino @rohitadhikari92]

Future US citizens

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Maganlal chikki, Lonavala

[Sarcastic Shah 🇮🇳 @shah_sarcastic]

Please don't come to Ahmedabad 😭

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

Dushyant Gautam has not won a single in his lifetime (except a parshad election).

Allegedly he is the VIP as per parents and investigation is pending, yet he is taking oath as governner.

Article 361 gives immunity to governers.

Ankita Bhandari, we failed you 💔

[Dr. Neha Das @neha_laldas]

BJP washing machine me dhul ke saaf ho gaye Yusuf Pathan 😂

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

चूतिया किसी और को बनाना। @BJP4India @BJP4UP बिलकुल यही काम करती है। हर राज्य में। सवर्णों को चूतिया काटना तुम्हारा एकमात्र धर्म है।

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

THE WHY IS THE STORY.
Yusuf Pathan sought a municipal plot in Vadodara in 2012. The proposal was rejected by the Gujarat government in 2014. In 2024, the BJP-controlled VMC served him an encroachment notice. The land was valued at ₹20.5 crore.

Now, two months after he quit TMC, Gujarat proposes to GIFT him 500 sq m and sell him another 478 sq m at a 45% discount.

What changed? Why should a disputed public plot be gifted to a politician on such sweet terms?