Keegan Shaw

I arise mutually

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

A thread of absolute musical perfection if you're ever bored

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Never Forget when Ken Griffey Jr. turned on a 104 MILE PER HOUR fastball for a grand slam 🤯

[OnBaseMachine @RedsFan_Brandon]

🚨 Scoring change alert 🚨

Elly De La Cruz’s first inning hit today has been changed from a double + error to a triple. The scoring change means Elly finishes with 10 triples and makes him the first player in MLB history with:

30+ doubles
25+ HR
10+ triples
60+ SB

#Reds

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

I am generally anti-Idiot On The Field, but if you're an Oakland A's fan during the last game at the Colosseum? What're they gonna do, ban you from future Oakland A's games?? Have some beers and take a lap, man. Totally fine.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The fastest player in MLB history to reach 100 stolen bases and 100 extra-base hits?

Elly De La Cruz ⚡️

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

I have a bidet in my bathroom and my Roomate doesn’t have one in his. I just can’t help but think that every time he sits on our couch that he’s 2 measly layers of fabric away from rubbing his shit smeared ass all over the place. #facepalm #blastitorpassit #imcleanerthanhim

[Cyrene / Teio @Fleechiru]

the real trick to worldbuilding is to make the moon fucked up. you don’t even have to explain it. just fuck up that moon it’s always cool

[INVESTMENT HULK @INVESTMENTSHULK]

THERE AIN’T NO SUCH THINGS AS HALFWAY CROOKS

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@westonhchrist Will try and get back to u

[The Legend of Vox Machina and The Mighty Nein @LVMandM9onPrime]

They’ve never faced anything like this. The Legend of Vox Machina returns for Season Three October 3, exclusively on Prime Video.

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@Alphafox78 Don’t be weird and dumb. If you order cocktails without ice, you will get the same amount of liquid you see when they pull out the ice. The glass will simply change to reflect the style of drink. The amount of alcohol and other high quality ingredients won’t change.

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

Congratulations to @JoeyVotto on an outstanding 17-year career!

The 2010 National League MVP, six-time All-Star and longtime @Reds first baseman will be eligible for election in 2029. https://t.co/TT0h96A40z

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Joey Votto announces that he is officially retiring from baseball. 🐐⚾ #Reds

[🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 @Thugg_Speedman]

Buddy narration be A1

[𝔐 ℑ 𝔏 𝔈 𝔖 😷 𝔗 𝔖 𝔄 𝔑 𝔊 @milestsang]

Tonight's Billy Strings poster by me! 🐢🌊✨

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@minkbazink Gumby

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@lentil_man I was there. It was bonkers.

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@vauxphantasma I either AI a quick facial image of a similar character design I’m going for depending on the race and class.. or I ask a friend to draw something and i just look at it and say names that sound like the vibe I’m looking at until one sticks.

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@brfootball Tuchel took him off in the biggest game of their season then they immediately conceded 2 without any hope of leveling it. Kane did all he could including 36 league goals and 8 in champions. its not his fault. His manager blew it and his midfield couldn’t serve him a single sitter

[Keegan Shaw @KeeganMShaw]

@jacktiggs @World0fEcho Pretty sure they didn’t end up making any money from the show cuz of letting people in and shit so they ended up having to make a donation at the end of it all.. still saved yogurt though.