The PotatoⓂ️

Just your average potato. #potatoesgonnapotate I am a potato rights activist. Onions are the enemy.

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

I'm learning Programming on my iPhone with @getmimo! 🚀 https://t.co/nmcVSyIloA

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

I love this angle. It really brings out my potato. #NewProfilePic

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@leahc_15 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and potato together.

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

"Social justice women's rights"
Me: POTATOES STILL CAN'T VOTE! #Thenewfrontier

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@TINYUNlVERSE Join the real movement. End potato mistreatment!

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

Some people just don't understand that potatoes and humans are equal. https://t.co/WlQwM5e617

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

Which one are you? #poll

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@still_street_ Same with me. It's a holiday where many potato massacres occur

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@snapformyqueens @OC4liife As a potato who can't fly, I can vouch for that

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@UberFacts I understand why. She must have known that it sucks

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

Do you get it? #pun #puns #funny #joke

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

I don't get why people think it's weird for potatoes to wear pants #ThursdayThought

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

This christmas say no to eating potatoes. #endpotatomurder

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@PensionCanada @DisguiseDevilin @Swiftie01 I take offence to this.

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@WendyKroy1 @UberFacts are you calling me cheap?

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@still_street_ I would but you seem too nice to be an onion.

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

Exactly. Exterminate the onions. https://t.co/xE0abv0NPy

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@still_street_ Be an onion. Onions are evil. Broccoli's actually pretty nice

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@still_street_ Mom is that you?

[The PotatoⓂ️ @KeeganPotato]

@kennedydeariing That's pretty rude. Potatoes Have enough problems these days...