𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️

𓅓 ☆ ∝ XXV ~ 25 • sc, ig, tiktok, & twitch • @Keegs_theking ǝʇɐɹǝuǝɓǝp ɓuıʞɔnɟ

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

T-tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

[𑣲⋆ @xolyviaxo]

If you litter you are a nasty dirty stinky funky ass bitch

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

every car should have proximity chat or a ham radio so I can YELL AT WHY THE FUCK MORONS CANT SEEM TO USE THEIR TURN SIGNAL CORRECTLY

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

this is what all of Las Vegas looks like right now

[Pory @pory_leeks]

FUCK CAPITALISM, FUCK GREEDY CORPORATIONS, FUCK SONY, FUCK DIGITAL LICENSES, FUCK SAM ALTMAN, FUCK AI, FUCK DATACENTERS, FUCK PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS, FUCK EM ALL.

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

Physical media is making its biggest comeback in years, and then you have @Sony killing the physical disc versions of their video games. What a terrible fucking idea for those who love physical media

[TigerChainsaw @ChainsawTiger]

With all due disrespect, go fuck yourself @Sony

[𝕊𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕪𝔾𝕦𝕟𝕤 @Siggyv]

People will look you dead in the eye and say GTA 6 ultimate edition is a rip off and then spend $650 on a Venusaur Charizard and Blastoise Lego set.

[NikTek @NikTek]

me right now

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[rae @devilbears]

if i was a deer i’d also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

Costco weiner or chicken bake?

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

The sims but make it a battle royal to see who can kill their sim the fastest

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Saying bazinga as i blow my legs off with a pipe bomb in my garage

[𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫🕸️ @Keegs_theking]

every goodwill I have EVER entered smells like bug spray