Keels

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

I can't wait to have a ring on my finger. My own house. Little versions of me. And to go to bed every night w my hot husband.

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Grief is so weird. I’ll be perfectly fine .. then all of a sudden have 18 million emotions hit.

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Exactly how ours was .. Dancing Queen to No Hands. Definitely no theme 🤣

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Love that we can watch the fireworks from the comfort of our living room!!

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Now that I don’t have to maintain weight to fit in to my wedding dress … the candy dish at work has become my new bff

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Nolan has come home w pockets full of golf balls everyday this week …. and it may be the highlight of both of our day

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

We may not have king size candy bars…. But we will never be the house w popcorn balls!!!

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

@jkwild05

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

I’m glad I have an uncommon name… but having to repeat it 6+ times to someone is ANNOYING!! Especially bc it’s really not that hard to pronounce 🙄

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

lersrsrs

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Totally forgot we were having a service w military rites today…. I just about shit my pants in the parking lot.

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Just fixed an outlet in the house…. Call me if you need an electrician

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

I honestly don’t think there’s anything more annoying than being on hold for 10+ mins just to be hung up on…….. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Does anyone else’s inner voice just randomly start speaking in random accents??

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Newborns really have the audacity to shit RIGHT AFTER you change their wet diaper

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

My morning skinny was great today so I was feeling good... then the lil boy I watch asked me if I had a baby in my belly.... so happy Friday! Kids man 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

Just asked the 3 yr old I watch what she wanted for lunch... she replied w “Mac n cheese” as usual... so I tried to persuade her w something different.. she looked at me & then said “hmm maybe MACARONI & CHEESE?!” As if it isn’t the same thing 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

@Krista_Jordan01 Just wait till he goes to sleep. You slept walk 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

@joey_1796 I have never seen a more Joey thing 🤣 so you!

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

The 5 yr old I watch had to write what he was thankful for... he put down popcorn and cheez its 🤣

[Keels @KeeleyJordan125]

@Andy_Kersten Omg exactly!! Had to put more cheese on a 4 cheese pizza earlier 🤦🏼‍♀️