KEELPY G

Baked Beans

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

When I walk I make Minecraft skeleton noises I’m so skinny

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

They have those medication commercials with the songs for pets now

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

Working 80+ hrs to make up for Elon and Vivek not doing shit

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that’s you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants.

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

@tatsmarie9 Inspirational

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

I need Senile Santa Barbara to please go faster than 55 on the highway. I can’t take it anymore

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

I bet Elon musk’s ass hurts from dick riding trump all the time

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

I’m surprised the earth hasn’t collapsed in on itself with how dense some people are

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

@littlenutsac Her name is Marcy!

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

@tatsmarie9 This what mine got me with

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

oh wahhh third places are disappearing everyone is lonely everything’s too expensive blah blah blah. a 40 is like 4 bucks and there are so many ditches and sewers and abandoned hospitals and playgrounds in this country. It’s time we all got serious about loitering.

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

@tatsmarie9 Readers added context:
This post is not telling the truth. @tatsmarie9 has not broken up with @KeelpyG. They are still in a loving relationship.

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

My cat just shit in the litter box while we were at the in and out drive through and the worker smelled it

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

@JasminLira4 @deante__ This!

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

@deante__ They’re for sure gonna make it $70 base game😭

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

Every day is a good day until I stumble across British food.

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

No way I just saw sluty russel from up

[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

My grey/green eyes in this fuck ass Sun

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

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[KEELPY G @KeelpyG]

You can try to order painkillers on duffl and they’ll be like “ibuprobin your asshole😏” @dufflstores