Jesse

They say beer will make me dumb. It are go good with pizza.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@wildchildbam 👀 keep talkin like that see what happens

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@danvd2 Thanks Dad.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

Did I just have chicken nuggets for breakfast? Yes. I am an adult and I have earned this right.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@wildchildbam Not as hard as I am seeing dat booty in uniform.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

If the average person has sex 89 times per year, my December is going to be nutty. 😏

[Jesse @KeenJes]

Someone go see Bohemian Rhapsody with me.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@danvd2 @ufc @danawhite this is #1 bullshit

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@danawhite @ufc this is #1 bullshit.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@danawhite strip him Dana.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

I came home. Checked the mail. Had a pamphlet for the suicide hotline and two for life insurance policies... It's a sign people.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@KAmendt1 @Kerr61Paul Just following the crowd 🙃

[Jesse @KeenJes]

The worst part about this is the dreams. When I sleep things are the way they're supposed to be. Then I wake up and she's gone. To tell her is to admit weakness. The silence is torture.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@k_els3 There's an opening in Norwalk! Just south of Des Moines.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@k_els3 Apply to be manager!

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@k_els3 Walmart pulled in 500 billion in revenue last year. Actually a great company.

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@Kozak_2 As an adjuster -- it's amusing the first time. But after 2 or 300 times it loses luster. 🤷

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@wildchildbam You don't know hard until I watch you try to line dance in timbs.

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

infinity war spoiler with no context

[Jesse @KeenJes]

@LeagueOfLegends When do I get a Kayn skin

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