Lance Steward

Iowa Stater, East Marshall Mustang, Ferguson Bulldog, and doing what I can for the team.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

I now understand hobbiless bros. My gaming computer died last week, and I'm just hanging out in the yard, drinking beer, monitoring the situation as my new parts ship.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

@HLC_actual @RonnieAdkins Bold to presume Russia is using anything "modern"

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

@AngryCops @adamscochran Can someone do the math on how many nautical square miles the little silhouette of the Lincoln covers? Whatever the value, that's about the accuracy of Iranian missiles in the first place.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

In my opinion, you give up your rights when you use them to directly impede someone else's rights. I.E. entering a church during worship to disrupt said worship during a protest. Both are protected by the first amendment, but one is preventing the other directly.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

FREE DON LEMON.
PROTECT FREE SPEECH.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

Crazy that any salt powder that may have been on board didn't survive exposure to water.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

The first physical evidence in the Caribbean boat strikes has washed up and it contained—marijuana. Not cocaine. Not fentanyl. But a substance that is legal in 40 of 50 U.S. states.

https://t.co/4nXWR9AxKn

[Zachary Bell @zacharyebell]

The holidays hit different for some people.
Grief. Stress. Loneliness. Memories.

For some, this season brings empty chairs, quiet phones, and reminders of what’s been lost—or never was.
If you’re just getting through the day, that’s enough.

If this season feels heavy—
that doesn’t make you weak.
It makes you human.

You don’t have to fake joy.
You don’t have to explain your pain.
And you don’t have to carry it alone.

You’re still here.
And you’re not alone.

[206_Coug @206_Coug]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

Skeksis lookin ass birds. Should be the bane of college mascots to all millenials raised on VHS movies.

[Sydney Peterson @sydozark]

I will never get over this. Helmets are so beautiful 🥹🌪️

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

Feels like a false idol to me, idk

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Several churches are now adopting AI-powered chatbots that let members interact with an AI version of Jesus, encouraging them to confess their sins, ask spiritual questions, and seek help for personal issues.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

I'd argue that the ones who don't understand geology are the ones who build a major bridge connecting to a mountain prone to landslides

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

🌪️🌪️🌪️

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

US population in 1976 when Mao died was 218 Million. Roughly a third of that number died in China under Mao. Yeah, sure, super easy to end poverty when you just kill all the poors.

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

The Communist Party of China lifted three times the population of the United States out of extreme poverty.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

Are any of those 6 voting "No" to reopening the federal government?

[J.D. Scholten @JDScholten]

Governor, feel free to contact your frustrations to any of the 6 Republicans that represent Iowa Federally…

[Cyclone Club @Cyclone_Club]

🚨TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

We are giving away 6 tickets in the Sukup Club for BYU!

1. Follow us @Cyclone_Club
2. Like & RT this post
Winners will be chosen by 10am

*Homecoming Bonus: If we reach 5,000 followers, one lucky winner will unlock 2 Jack Trice Club seats for Saturday! 👀

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

Red stater here. First gas powered tractor. First motorized corn picker. First computer. We put food on your table. We create the ethanol in your gas. Our landscape is littered with wind farms that apparently power these delusions.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

I wish conservatives understood this:

Without blue states, America would look like a developing country — patchy internet, collapsing schools, no tech, no medicine, no future.

Red states cash the checks. Blue states write them.

You don’t fund the nation — you drain it. The loudest shouts come from the emptiest hands.

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

@harveyspistols @TeamHornady Only a few more months until it's a free stamp to suppress it and put a stock on it to boot

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Rascal wearing a snake for a necktie says hello! This week's giveaway is a technically used but in great condition Sig Sauer MCX Rattler Canebrake in .300 blackout! @TeamHornady said something sneaky and I knew I had just the thing!

Please Follow, Like, Repost, and Reply to enter! In case that seems like a lot of hoops you guessed it, we are trying to grow this account and earn your attention and your business as X does not accept our advertising dollars! Entry window is from 10/13 - 10/20.

Help us spread the word, the love, and the weaponry for the good folk in our communities to stand up against the darkness when it comes knocking! We appreciate you all and I wish the best of luck to all!

[Lance Steward @beef__stew]

It only makes sense that she's also from Dirty Dodge.

[OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @OC_Scanner]

The Leading CA Democrat attempts to implode her own campaign in one single interview

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

7 year old me at a mcdonald’s