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Iowa State | Ag Life | I break stuff for a living | Libertarian

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“Why are you getting a puppy?!”

Because everyone around me is having kids and this seems like the better course of action.

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@BootleggedChad K-tape isn't too bad when you apply and remove it appropriately! -signed, a woman with a lot of arm hair

[Matt Paulson @MediaKing]

I was born a Fire Mage, and I will die a Fire Mage.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Me : Life is going amazing.

Blizzard : Hey would you like to get back into Heroin?

Me : I mean... I do have a bit of free time...

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First college game is Cyhawk!!!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Alright, the flight is booked!!!🇺🇸✈️

In exactly one week we’re flying back to America! We’ll land in Chicago on Thursday, do some quick sightseeing, and then on Friday we’ll get in the car and drive to Iowa City for our first ever college football game.

Iowa vs Iowa State!!!🏈

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I really need people to learn how our court system works. Jurors don't choose guilty or not guilty in general. They have to choose guilty or not guilty on a specific charge, which there are sometimes multiple of at different degrees.

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Draping my house in black sequin fabric. Damn it's a rough week.

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Boomer lady really thinks anything she doesn't understand with Microsoft Office is a security threat 😂 We have 2 wifi networks which confuses her to no end

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All the election fraud controversy really made it obvious that a lot of people don't understand how registering to vote works. They did it once 20+ years ago and never thought about it again.

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@endofanerajc "not an accused rapist" shouldn't be too high of a bar!!!

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I need a "already tried turning it off and back on, uninstalling and reinstalling, and everything Google suggested" fast track for IT issues. I come to you because I can't fix it!

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I have been introduced to the concept of fire departments being a waste of tax revenue. God we're fucked as a country.

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How do people send invites to stuff anymore?? In the past 3 years my family has had to send invites for either weddings or baby showers and every year it seems that 10 addresses have changed and people get upset that they never received the invite 🙃🙃

[Veronica @maenadea]

You guys, the Euros use their own tornado scale.

The Germans bragging about their houses holding up in "F3 and 4 tornadoes?"

Mean T3 and T4.

Which is to say, they peak out at the weakest F2 in Oklahoma.

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Ironically, whoever approved this post is white collar enough to have no idea how many things are wrong in this photo. Clearly has no idea how a sink or pipes work. Or wrenches.

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

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Arthritic knee is very angry today. Also, arthritis under 30 is dumb. Don't abuse your joints kids.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Please stop telling women this is toned.

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Of course, we replace one door out of 11 and they discontinue that finish 😭

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

On the contrary, I will not wait until I’m dead. All of my incredible stuff will be sold off at one epic fire sale before I downsize and move into my Margaritaville retirement village, where I will watch as the next generation of weirdos exclaim over my treasures

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Honestly, Revelations made this sound so much cooler than it is. Like, I was promised an interesting apocalypse and this is mostly just dumb.

[m :) @vuse_lover]

God please double my suffering and give it to my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19