SonRundVelling

cuz I'm keepin' it real.

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

@pizzahut Bring back “Book It” for kids and adults! I think we all need more reading for free pizza!

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

A two year old speaks: “get me froggy milk, I want my froggy milk!” (Her sippy cup has a frog on it). Two year olds don’t speak this clearly, to me this is it what it sounded like: “get me fu**ing milk, I want my fu**ing milk!” Who knows, maybe she was yelling the latter…

[Michele Norris @michele_norris]

This right here is my person of the year. May blessings rain down on you and your fellow Capitol Police Officers.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Prediction: we can go from 60% Americans vaxxed to 80% if we require vaccines to fly.

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

In this house, we arm our kids with something a little different.

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

So who else is kind of pissed at Carrie Bradshaw right now? @JonahHill why didn’t she call 911 or get his emergency nitroglycerin pill @justlikethathbo

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@PaulMcCartney @ringostarrmusic the Beatles doc on Disney+ has now made Let It Be my new favorite Beatles album. Can’t stop playing it. Beatles forever!

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

@FerraraCandyJar please bring back the Spree valentine hearts candy for Valentines 2022! We all need great things this next year! Pretty please!

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

My 1 1/2 year old has already mastered yelling at the problematic dog just like the adults do. First words “COCOOOAAA!”

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

We're going to find out Loeffler knew she would lose 3 weeks ago and bought a ton of stock in Warnock

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

Happy New Year! Goodbye Trump, goodbye McConnell! @realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

Fucking found it... under the Christmas tree... thanks Santa, a little belated

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NYE 2020 and we can’t find remote to watch countdown because it’s lost amongst the kids’ shit//mess.....only when the new changing year means so much...!!!!!

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris https://t.co/cWc2eUPrso please help us find these children’s parents or families, this is heartbreaking and so wrong! And help us put the men behind this (Stephen Miller) in jail!!

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

I think people are farting more often in public now that we are all wearing masks #justheardamanfartrightnexttomeatastore

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Is this a thing? Here in CO, just saw people walking a bird in a stroller

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

@IngrahamAngle her Botox’d out face permanently makes her look like she’s pushing out a nasty fart. Just like the nasty conspiracy theories she’s pushing out of her mouth

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Oh, P.S. we have an actual Karen on our street, and today she was hollering about a bee’s nest in our neighbor’s tree, and the bees are actually black-faced hornets, 2020 you are so ironic....

[SonRundVelling @KeepinItRealSV]

Hashtag mom life, I just pulled a kids meal toy out from between my boobs and not sure how long it’s been there...

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My 9 month old just ate food off her belly like an old fat man