Keeta Gladue

Professional IndigiNerd and storyteller, interested in complicated conversations about things that make people uncomfortable. Let's make it weird. she/her

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

@TELUS_Spark you are my only hope, I am looking for one ticket for tonight's Adults night only (Feb 10).

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

So I have learned that consent does not exist when it comes to folks who have at one point been a universe prof and are now a used car salesmen. And this is a part of why buying used cars sucks.

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

Sent an inquiry about a specific car for sale last nite. Today I got a phone call + email from a sales person neither with the info I asked for. I emailed back asking them to not contact me. Recieved another email and then a phone call from sales prs

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

He continued to lecture me about how he had changed careers and I should respect that. (Why I should or how I would know that nvr came up)

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

Gotta let the Land know you're a real one

[Indigenous Public Health Consulting @ProjectMosaicCO]

My non-Native friend asked me why I always wear giant beaded earrings when I’m hiking. Duh, cuz I want the plants and animals to know I’m Indigenous. 🪶

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

@DrSarahEaton The bots work hard, thankfully Sarah works harder

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

Day 1 in my new role as Ethics and Process Specialist in the Indigenous Research Support Office. https://t.co/lM7DZYoj2M

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

happybara

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

@katystoll *dear Lord* a woman untethered?! Lock up your ideologies

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

100% positive that if I think too long about sinkholes or microplastics in our blood or nuclear warfare or the creeping expanse of rolling space that I will fetal and spontaneous thus netflix

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

Well, apparently HH only supports folks traveling in 48 hours. To make things fun the Sunpark location that I went to first says it is closed on Weds, but that's where HH tried to send me. Sooo I need to take another day off 48 hours before my trip to come down at 3 am-again...

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

Arrived at the Harry Hays Building to get my passport at 4 am. I'm 8 in line. Let's see what happens...

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

6:30 am and I'm now in the building with maybe 50 people

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

@ZainabNoorMalik So... you did Costco in the way it was intended 😏

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

I do not care about the pope...

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/NboK70l1Nn

[Keeta Gladue @KeetaGeek]

@StephenKing Tisn't cannibalism, tis porn.

[Dr. Sarah Elaine Eaton🇨🇦 @DrSarahEaton]

Thank you to @ETICO_IIEP for the invitation to contribute this blog post on #AcademicIntegrity in Canada. I chose to amplify the voices and work of Indigenous colleagues @ypoitraspratt @KeetaGeek and @gabbylindstrom. Also tagging @YU_President as book co-editor.

[Yvonne Poitras Pratt @ypoitraspratt]

Attending Centre for Newcomers Indigenous Education as a Métis representative listening to Elder Casey EagleSpeaker signalling “new and better relations “ ⁦@AlbertaMetis⁩