Kegan

monstrous herbivore

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

9 point buck just wandered through our driveway

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

If you don’t drive at least 7 over the limit you’re a class traitor

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Upstairs neighbor flooded my bathroom by leaving the sink on

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Shoutout to Vdara at Amazon and whoever took our chess board meat thermometer PlayStation 2 hdmi cable and keyboard stand

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Got to see them taking the amc down on the way to see Godzilla

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Can’t prove it but I think they’re
AI-ing Brian cox voice in the McDonald’s ads

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Sitcom episodes about racial tension >

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Just when I thought the upstairs neighbors couldn’t get worse they bought a rocking chair

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https://t.co/wXwfDPI197 need this back on the air

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

NBA needs a channel with a mic hanging over the court and no commentators

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

God wouldn’t have made provolone slices turkey slices and bagels all the same size if he didn’t want me making sandwiches

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

@devrjoy People used it instead of the door for a while before they covered it with Saran Wrap

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Dryer shit out last week, 2 people got shot in the park connected to the complex, resident kids threw a brick through a window in the building next to ours, rent got raised $28 a month and they’ve started charging $2.50 a month to pay online and then this happens

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23/40 1 behind schedule

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Upstairs neighbor singing buy you a drink to her child as a lullaby

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

Do dogs like Melinda ghost pepper hot sauce or did he just eat it to spite me

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Taking a tolerance break from employment

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

I assume anyone with access to a boat larger than a kayak is racist or racist adjacent

[Kegan @KeganMiller3]

@devrjoy Open to interpretation I also don’t know if two turkeys changes things