yung earth creationist

Hello I am Keir I think (he/him)

[yung earth creationist @KeirWilsonSim]

Cheers dad https://t.co/glwd0Sodpe

[Kelvin sim @Keefcharlie]

@KeirWilsonSim No one wants you

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

Explaining football to Americans: imagine A. Gunn

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

You can lead a horse to water… after that, you can use my patented Forced Horse Drink Delivery Funnel

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

causing an international incident, throwing your world cup into the biggest disrepute since mussolini's and doing irreparable harm to the sport itself, all just to play former middlesbrough loanee 'folarin balogun' and then get rolled over by jacomo-era lukaku. god that's good

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

SCOTLAND CAN STILL QUALIFY

The following 3 scenarios need to happen :

Algeria kicked out because of a match fixing scandal
Paraguay withdraw because of a coup in their country
Senegal kicked out for accidentally fielding an ineligible player

THIS IS NOT OVER

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Going to bed: "Now of course for Scotland's chances of qualifying all that needs to happen in tonight's games is for Alan Shearer to remain bald"

Waking up:

[Naegood³ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #VERRARI2027 @duffusdip]

This reminds me of those livestreams tracking the oxygen levels on board the titan sub when it had already imploded 2 days before

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Hang that game in the British Museum because Ghana have been absolutely robbed

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

✍️ "The Tartan Army treated our home like their own, and we are better for it."

We were honoured to receive this parting letter from @RedSox President, Sam Kennedy, following our stay in Boston.

#FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup

[The Terrace @terracepodcast]

Scotland fans get the party started in New York City as 'Yes Sir, I Can Boogie' request leads to World Cup mosh pit.

The latest World Cup diary entry from @CraigGTelfer.

Watch in full: https://t.co/03m8kjPdFz

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The last time Mexico played South Africa in a World Cup opener I didn’t have any direct debits and didn’t have to log into Microsoft Teams in work

Those were the fucking days

[yung earth creationist @KeirWilsonSim]

No Tennents for Scotland, gimp

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

No country should be allowed to host the World Cup while imposing discriminatory rules on qualified and participating teams.

This ought to be a very basic requirement.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me: how was school today

6yo niece: i already told everyone. i'm tired of these conversations. how was school how was school

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Travel tip: If you're into spaghetti and you're thinking of traveling to Europe you HAVE to check out Italy

[chad @chasedbywasps]

beavis is actually a beautiful name. French and patrician,.most likely. regal name for a boy. butthead... no. that is crass and just frankly , unbecoming.

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

from the jordan to the atlantic palestine will be gigantic