Keith

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@heraldscotland Dear Readers.

This is utter bollocks.

Love,

The Polis.

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@BBCNews Self serving parasites.

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@cdivfedreps Aye. And an immediate reduction to a 36 hour week. Oh, I’ll take their subsidised bar, canteen amd limitless expenses too. Cheers.

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@PSOSSEEdinburgh Jeez folks. Pedantic much? It’s pretty clear what they mean. One of those bikes with pedals, but fully motorised. Like the ones some food delivery folk use (to deliver you food, no doubt).

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@ScotsPolFed Fed - why are you posting articles from the despicable Sun Newspaper… jeez. How’s the pay negotiations getting on? All sorted for start of April aye?

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@PoliticoForYou Currently looking for the “laughing like fuck” button on X.

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@mouldyscone @conor_matchett No, that would be the point. It would be a locked door but managed by health.

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@mouldyscone @conor_matchett Which many people walk out of, resulting in calls to… the police.

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@BBCScotlandNews When you say ‘surge’ do you actually mean ‘constant unstoppable torrent’ because this has been the case for years and years. It’s everywhere too, not just in the big smoke.

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@anthonyjoshua @louistheroux @BBCTwo Well done big guy, you are an articulate, intelligent and decent man. Genuine pleasure watching that interview and hearing you speak. Thanks 👍🏻

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@ScotsPolFed The ‘future’?! Really?

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@OSCARJJULIET 😂

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@Dalbodog Rolo 😃

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@EandJDivReps That went well then, eh?! From 8.5 non-negotiable to accepting what appears to be first formal offer of 7. The day before planned protest. Outstanding negotiation again. Genuinely seems the SPF have zero respect for its members.

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@trunkmonkey1976 @ScotsPolFed Cheers - hate opening the Daily Wretched on my phone… popups galore. Would have been a useful addition to the tweet though 😂

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@HumzaYousaf @scotgov @SteveBarclay How about doing the same for the polis then FM? Less of a vote winner?

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@MPFed Despicable. Negative media coverage, negligent sentences and poor organisational response has made this seem acceptable to many.

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@EandJDivReps An explanation of a convoluted process, so thanks. Please make sure you advertise any dates and locations well in advance, let your members decide if they wish to attend.

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@charliersmith1 Take care! Here’s a picture of my dog, hope it helps to see her.