Keith Platt

Widowed five year ago when my dear Sandra got hit by a shopping trolley in Morrisons car park. Now doing stand up. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds! #MOT #ALAW

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Horrific new @StellaArtoisUK advert.
Involving a hotel that shows ancient tennis matches, a man who says "what a serve" to a bar man (said no one ever) and drug cheat @MariaSharapova stood next to him says thanks. Total cringe 😖

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Took a trip to @homebargains Southall today after checking the HB website to see if it was open after refurbishment.
Website said yes and displayed the usual opening times. Turns out it's still closed and not open for another two weeks.
Maybe update the website 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@vintedUK That👆

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Otherwise known as it's lost. A regular occurrence. That won't stop @vintedUK keeping hold of my money for over a month though. Great business model. Terrible consumer model #VintedRefund #VintedLost

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@Tesco Seriously?

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Every. Day. Who do I have to bribe to do the same?
@LBofHounslow @MPSHounslow

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@ChiswickW4 local company parked dangerously and illegally at traffic black spot every day, never issued a ticket 🤔

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@ChiswickW4 local company parked dangerously and illegally at traffic black spot every day, never issued a ticket 🤔

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@TomTom Boston Road A3002 London W7 junction with Swyncombe Avenue has been no entry, exit only for about 3 years. Sort it out!

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@dove_kelly01 That👆

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"The industry claimed it was taking steps to self-regulate and reduce advertising, but yet again they have not kept to their word."
@MPIainDS Only surprise is that you are surprised. I can't decide if you're naive or willfully ignorant. There's no reason to self regulate.

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Jesus christ how long and drawn out is that @santanderuk advert with the Geordie chuckleheads. Painfully cringe, kids TV bad 😖

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The only thing worse than being a victim of crime is trying to report it to @metpoliceuk
Not interested. What an absolute failure to your citizens you really are.
Waits for chat bot reply... Wait for it... 🙄

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@MoneySavingExp Would you like to hear about how @EE have sat on compensation they said they would pay me "automatically" and then didn't.
One month later, when I chased them they paid. I am one of many that was hit by an area broadband outage, how many others haven't they paid?

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The Official Motörhead Podcast The Motörcast is available in all podcast players♠️😇♠️
https://t.co/VxBKG7Rxv0
#motorhead #themotorcast #motorcast

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@RestIsFootball Great stuff apart the SEVEN MINUTE cringe advert in the middle. If you're going to do these pay some Voice actors PLEASE! ����

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@LozzaFox The law is the law. For all of us. Take your punishment.

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@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards Just short of 7 minutes of cringe adverts in a 27 minute episode. Pathetic.

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@ScottGo71245355 @RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards You're angry about something all the time aren't you 🙄

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@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @MicahRichards @alanshearer 6 mins of adverts in a 37 min episode. Sorry to hear how hard up all three of you are, set up a go fund me page and I'll send you some of my pension. Pricks.

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Real shame as @tamworthfc should now be having a replay @SpursOfficial and much needed revenue but @FA decided to devalue their own competition to benefit, at most, 8 clubs. Guardians of the game my arse 😂😂