Keith

coolin and/or boolin

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

@impossiblyeve Pls stop

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

If I was at the école normale in 1930, hanging around the cafes and bars, and sartre turned to me and said ‘hell is other people’ i would have told him to shut the fuck up

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

I bring a solemn and forlorn vibe to the my gfs hometown planet fitness that the locals arent really fucking with

[mrs wambsgans @calmdownthot]

cate blanchett could play Elvis but austin butler could not play Lydia tárr

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

Im about to board a greyhound so I doubt it

[Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27]

John Mayer improvising a song live is the most incredible thing you’ll see today:

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

@jakehorvitz_ For a guy like me, role of a lifetime

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

The scariest part of Barbarian for me was that Bill Skarsgard plays a guy named Keith

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

@mineifiwildout Yo chill

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

This optical illusion makes the viewer think this Siberian man is a dog

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

@emorris_13 @MPAVictoria @peta 😂😂😂

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

@emorris_13 @MPAVictoria No way im fighting an orangutan 🦧 thats a beautiful creature cc: @peta

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

Mickey Avalon stole his whole flow

[regular gem @Choplogik]

the hardest diss in the game was published circa 1744 and has yet to be topped

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

@emorris_13 @SteveTsak 1 is kevin seraphin and i think 18 is roger mason. Pre sure the other two are auto generated

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

Its on sight if someone calls my girl quirky

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

I WENT TO A DINER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND (yes I have one lol) and anyways we left bc somebody else had a reservation. No more bullshit!

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

This is what my dreams r like

[Certified Vakabon @platinii954]

???

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Every time a movie gets a best picture nomination but doesn’t also get a best director nod i think of this

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

This one of the funniest pictures ever taken

[Keith @KeithTheBeef23]

Got a pretty sick text from ed rose