Keith Guinn

Lawyer, failed zookeeper. Litigator, agri/aquaculture law enthusiast. He/Him. 🍉

[Keith Guinn @Keith_Guinn]

.@CraveCanada this show sucks

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@putzisbackbaby @Weirsey211 @ZombiApocolypse @MooreintheAM "Putz" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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@neveragainlive1 Good

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Nardwuar would never! Nardwuar is a kind a gentle soul.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Nardwuar interviewing me and he just keeps showing me pre-transition photos and saying 'are you gonna cry?'

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Fuck yeah Potash!

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I’d like to offer some constructive criticism: you should kill yourself.

[Angry Tom @AngryTomtweets]

This is unreal.

Someone just reimagined Tarkovsky using AI-driven camera motion.

What if the camera moved — but still felt like it belonged?

Let me show you what that looks like:

[Keith Guinn @Keith_Guinn]

A great list of candidates to support.

[dahlia kurtz ���︎ דליה קורץ @DahliaKurtz]

🇨🇦Every Canadian needs to see this — as do our international friends.

Here's a list of more than 100 candidates for Canada's federal election — who support the "Vote Palestine" platform.

And the list is growing.

Go ahead. Zoom in. Remember these names.

Don't forget to share!

[Keith Guinn @Keith_Guinn]

One year and 10000x the scrote.

[Justin @TiredBambooLaw]

Uh according to her LinkedIn she's only got one year on me. This is certainly bold, I'll give her that.

[Sharif Haji @SharifHajiMLA]

Why is our Premier using AB taxpayer dollars to hobnob with Ben Shapiro at PragerU?
This is the same Ben Shapiro who calls Canada the 51st state and spews hateful rhetoric towards Muslims, Black, and Indigenous people. Deputy Premier Ellis's dismissal of these views is appalling

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@AndieYEG Spoliation of evidence.

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To be fair, anyone drinking Israeli wine is just punishing themselves.

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

Ontario's state liquor monopoly @LCBO banned US products to retaliate against @realDonaldTrump, while still selling wines from "Israel's" illegal settler colonies, such as this one in the occupied Golan Heights. In Canada you can even boycott the US, but not genocidal "Israel"

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Pillock.

[Jesse Pollock @jpolly22]

My fellow Canadians... We are ALL justifiably frustrated with the tariffs and 51st state threats.

But booing a national anthem at a hockey tournament is not who WE are. We are better than this 🇨🇦

[Macklemore @macklemore]

fucked up.

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@onedery

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They can live in Palestine?

[Zhana Vrangalova, PhD @DrZhana]

@HumaZhr Honest question: If that were the solution, what do you think should happen with the 6 million Jews currently living in Israel?

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@handleitgrips My birthday is coming up

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@ReginaPosterBoy Somehow I don't think Marty had any problem with Danielle Smith becoming Alberta's Premier without holding a seat in the legislature. Nobody cries crocodile tears like a conservative.

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Now do it without your child’s blood on board.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

New personal best.

Leg press, one rep max: 850 lbs. Top 1% 18 yr olds.

. Previous best: 800 lbs (2023)
. Leg press to weight ratio: 4.97

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@dearvotion The Counselor (2013)

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@matthewgoldin Caste-based discrimination is so edgy.