Keksuki

proprieter of 'Sneed's Seed & Feed' (formerly Chuck's)

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

I found your other half on Coffee Meets Bagel!
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[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

I found your other half on Coffee Meets Bagel!
Let me know if I was right!

https://t.co/w2exBW8279

Click here within the next 24 hours, before the match expires

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

Who would have thought that noon would be the high point of my day? Join @coffeeMbagel to find out!

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

"I sat down, looked at the pile of drugs and thought, Wasn’t that nice of her to set me up like that.” If you liked Artie’s Whoreguide in Crash and Burn, you’re gonna love The Sexy Southie. Pre-order Wanna Bet? today!!
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[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

1st day of rehearsals for Dirty Work Norm took me to a pool hall in Toronto. I won 2200 bucks off him playing 9 ball. Most pussies would’ve fired me.Norm paid me the next day! Good man. But he paid me in Canadian Money which i left for the maid. I love Norm.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Oh, fuck, is this Father's Day? Goddamn it. Now I have to make a call to Canada and have some horseshoe conversation about how.... Oh, wait, no. My father died 30 years ago. Whew!

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

What is this thing coming out of her back?! https://t.co/yqw2oaxEnf

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

@artiequitter @CrashingHBO @peteholmes @HBO If nothing else, your perseverance is inspiring. #BackhandedCompliments

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddammit, I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes #MondayMotivation #MorningJoe

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

Cocaine isn't addictive. I should know: I've been using it for years. - Tallulah Bankhead #MondayMotivation #SheDontLie

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

#VeteransDay 2017 will live on in my memory as the day i first realized that Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. #MindBlown #MeToo

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

@finnegansreader Fonzi's Wake

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

The word 'vaccine' is from the Latin 'vacca' which means cow, because the origin comes from using cowpox to cure smallpox. #AtlanticMedicine

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001)

DP: Peter Deming
Director: David Lynch
More Shots: https://t.co/9U5dUJ6QLy

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

"Minimize harm, maximize happiness" -Epicurus #WednesdayWisdom

[NASA @NASA]

More eyes on Mars! Our next Mars rover will have 23 cameras = more color, 3-D images & selfies than any rover before https://t.co/TklaoB0mp0

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

@notsam While walking along the beach in Barbados I once found a vagina in a bottle.

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

Thank you to Albert Camus, born #onthisday, for helping me realise that sometimes when the sun gets in your eye you just gotta kill a guy.

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

@DaveMirkin @thebeatles @PaulMcCartney @FabFourFAQ2 And i had great fun playing the end credits of the pictured episode backwards, best lentil soup ever!

[Keksuki @Keksuki1]

@FilmNewsNos @jadapsmith @AnnapurnaLiving @Keanu_Reeves @HarryJLennix @HaroldPerrineau @LWILSONOFF @mbelluccinet @CornelWest @wbpictures 14 years ago the sisters who made that movie were brothers. Or i guess they were sisters disguised as brothers?