Michael Kelberg

Dad, Husband, Brother, Sports Fan, Actor, Writer, Director, Producer

[Michael Kelberg @Kelberg]

BLACK LIVES MATTER is about BLACK LIVES right now. When it comes time to be about your "Lives," we'll be there too. But right now it's about BLACK LIVES!

[Michael Kelberg @Kelberg]

Just dawned on me that providing three meals a day at home is still waaaaaay better than having to pack lunch for school every day. #staysafe

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I’m running out of energy to do nothing.

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Property Brothers OUT, Cuomo Brothers IN.

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Let’s play a game, choose your weapon. We’ll take the virus and stay at home, you get your guns and get to galavant. Let’s see who wins. There is no livelihood if you’re not alive. #STFH #StaytheFhome

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@SusanShopmaker Praying!!!

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When did Andrew Cuomo become President? #Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

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Having a hard time understanding how the people in the show we’re watching can go into the city. Don’t they know we’re in lockdown? #Wtf #Stayinside

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Women Won - Weinstein Zero #Justice

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@NikkiHaley @AOC That’s great advice for 45!

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I don’t want to grow up to be President anymore. :(

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"DANGER, DANGER, DANGER."
WTF, Jay Sekulow?!
DANGER Will Robinson!!!

[Michael Kelberg @Kelberg]

My Optimistic side says, it will all work out.
My Cynical Side says, everyone's full of Sh*t.
My Pessimistic Side says, we're all F*cked.
My Practical Side says, we're all F*cked.
My Super Hero Side asks, Superman where are you?

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Trump would stand in front of you and tell you you weren’t you and you’d believe him.

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Well I guess the only thing that would make the Senate Trial more infuriating would be The Truth, but we can all sleep well knowing this is of little concern. #howdidwegethere #Oy

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Like the dude has a fake tan. Who votes for the dude with the fake tan? #Seriously

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#NewProfilePic

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I’ll take the articulate for the win. Let’s do this! #Vote

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There are more Women than Men in the U.S. Vote these F@CK%RS OUT!

[Michael Kelberg @Kelberg]

Women, Blacks, Jews, LGBTQ, Immigrants, Victims...it's time to rise. #Enough #VOTE