kelsie

preferred pronoun: yes chef // moderately priced soaps are my calling

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

that’s Nicole Kidman

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

This sign was the real winner of the NYC Marathon 👟❄️ #RHOSLC @LisaBarlow7

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The vibe for the next few days/week I fear

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

This is who I picture if you say you went to 'Pepperdine University'. CandyLand аss sounding institution

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I like that it’s unclear whether Pacino even knows who Shrek is. He just loves his daughter

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

The older I get the more I realize I’m not one of the Sanderson sisters. I’m Penny Marshall: a woman on the verge who just wants to stay home, watch my stories drink a glass of Pinot in my pajamas.

[julia @sunnyreynoldss]

this is my wizards on deck with hannah montana

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Me:

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late.
I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

that’s lisa rinna

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

AIR HORSE ONE 😍

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

3 million people and fireworks celebrating Caesar salad’s 100th birthday 💚

[alana. @alanaauston]

happy birthday to a baddie, love u

[amir! @groovisphere]

i simply would not be the person i am today without the lindsay lohan cinematic universe

[kelsie @Kelcswift]

@AsurionCares Just sent you a DM

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

No offense but it’s crazy as hell that Taylor Lautner got a handprint ceremony before Carol Burnett

[Dan @dannah__montana]

this was supposed to be her Espresso