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[Forsberg @Kelinthal]

@MKaylaUltra @smfox This is literally safe and the most consumer effective way to lubricate your garbage disposal. Machines need oil.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

This Alex Jones bit kills me every time

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Dolly at the pearly gates getting us all into heaven

[TR3Y @Oki9Er]

I kinda wanna see the prostitute to see how mad i wanna be…

[Fenty Jr.🧞 @Helaindiividual]

@factpostnews “Instead of peer-reviewed and evidence-backed medical science” 🫩

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for.

Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

[Jarretfrmlb @jarretfrmlb]

@t_sadiity

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

@ogivus "Winona Ryder's Boobs were too big for me and she wanted to have too much sex"

[solo©️ @souloradio]

first link and the next

[El Bubex @ElbubexWanyawe]

@yoonb1ko So listen gurl i speak for myself when I do this it literally doesn’t add any goodness to me but trying my hardest to keep going with you so that you will think I’m still in the game but honestly I’m already gone

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“I like to picture Donald Trump dressed like Jesus, and he’s using his magic Jesus powers to cure a guy like ET, and there’s a nurse and a soldier watching, and like a HUGE American flag and fireworks and the Statue of Liberty, and flyin demons lurking in the sky”

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

[Swoles World 🌍 @SwoleWorld]

This is actually why in Inglorious Bastards he gave them something they couldn’t take off.

[vanessa @howloudy]

Just finished the Diddy documentary and we gotta drive a dildo through his heart like a vampire

[Forsberg @Kelinthal]

@drizzylawd With what? The moon?