Kelle J Alonso

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

@WhiteHouse And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
GASTON!

Ashman/Menken

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

@PattyMurray Bad piggie

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

@atrupar

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

The time for citizenship is now!! @SenBobCasey I urge you to say YES on a bill that includes citizenship for immigrant youth before the year ends. A mayor in your state even signed a letter in agreement! Now, will you stand with immigrants too? https://t.co/J1MUmArTwk

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

The time for citizenship is now!! @SenToomey I urge you to say YES on a bill that includes citizenship for immigrant youth before the year ends. A mayor in your state even signed a letter in agreement! Now, will you stand with immigrants too? https://t.co/J1MUmArTwk

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Biden: "We need 2 additional pro-choice senators & a pro-choice House to codify Roe as federal law. Your vote can make that a reality. I know it's frustrating & it made a lot of people very angry. But the truth is this... women of American can determine the outcome of this issue"

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

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[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Rhys Darby (@rhysiedarby) is set as the lead in #OurFlagMeansDeath

HBO Max’s period comedy comes from Oscar winner @TaikaWaititi, writer David Jenkins (People of Earth), Garrett Basch (What We Do in the Shadows) and Dan Halsted

https://t.co/bzx4uGMLeM

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

Since the @HouseGOP is suddenly big defenders of Dr Seuss, they would do well to see one of his most famous cartoons, given their creation of the #americafirstcaucus today.

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

@ajsupport This is a hoot! There is no support unless it is how to spend more money on this app. Our daughter's only birthday gift this year is a donation toward the deficit she has due to unauthorized app purchases.

Between money vaporizing and bulling, this app is the pits.

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

@LionStudioscc
I have not received a reply from the customer service department of your company. My daughter was able to spend about 300 dollars - $300 - on your game without permission. I am requesting a refund or at least a response. Mostly requesting a refund. Please respond!

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

@laurenboebert It is tough to be non violent. To absorb abuse and turn the other cheek goes against human nature. It takes strength of character, strength of will, and strength of purpose to RESIST the urge to hit back.

Also, Responding to every attack wastes purposeful energy and progress!

[CRAIG ALMQUIST//COLD FRONTS @Coldfrontsmusic]

A bag-uh bananas http://t.co/Z1OYSAW689

[WIRED @WIRED]

Recent Top Stories: 74 Things Every Great Star Wars Movie Needs http://t.co/IntcSs48

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

"Steve's New Pilot" Happy Honda Days: http://t.co/4CYrpfaX via @youtube

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Some jerk ate the pint of Ben & Jerry’s I bought for my kids. The jerk also spilled it on my pants and my face. I think it was baby.

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

Eddie Murphy's First Appearance on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Car...: http://t.co/n2NxWfEc via @youtube

[Kelle J Alonso @KelleJAlonso]

Jim Carrey's Kevin Bacon Impression on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny...: http://t.co/tRNb5X2k via @youtube

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

BBC says, "Dutch To Get Rid Of Blasphemy Law." I can't wait.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Now I lay me down to sleep/I pray The Lord my soul to keep/If I should die before I wake/My wife poisoned me