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[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

I don’t capitalize “trump” because there is nothing proper about that troglodyte.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@TheFigen_ I want to watch Forrest Gump after this.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

ABSOLUTELY.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@EdKrassen Did trump show up?

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

I don’t ever recall Celsius being advertised towards children.

Is he investigating flavored vapes as well?

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

NEW: I launched an investigation into the Celsius energy drink company to protect Texas children from dangerous levels of caffeine.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@patriottakes Just the idea that Luna has the audacity to put her hand on someone and then bitch, “Don’t touch me,” when they did the same thing back is infuriating.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@3YearLetterman Would that make him a One Year Letterman?

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@ridderain @krassenstein California’s population is larger than more than 80% of the world’s other countries. They’ve also got mail-in ballots, a method of voting that our president does.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Jill Biden just exposed the most painfully awkward limo ride of Melania Trump’s life.
In her new memoir “A View from the East Wing,” Jill writes about Inauguration Day 2025, when tradition required her to ride from the White House to the Capitol with Melania after the pre‑inauguration tea. It should have been a symbolic handoff between first ladies. Instead, she says, Melania sat “stone‑faced,” barely speaking, clearly furious over the FBI search of Mar‑a‑Lago for Trump’s hoard of classified documents.
Jill actually tries to show empathy: she notes that as first lady she had her own home searched by agents as part of the investigation, and that she knows “how distressing it was to have agents rummage through your underwear drawer.”
Melania, Jill writes, wasn’t having it. She blamed Joe personally, acting as if the normal chain of law‑enforcement and courts didn’t exist and the president himself had ordered a raid on her bedroom.
The tension was so thick that the inaugural committee didn’t dare put the two women alone together. Jill says they recruited Sen. Amy Klobuchar’s husband, John Bessler, as a human buffer and plopped him in the middle seat.
Bessler did what Midwestern dads do in impossible situations: he tried small talk. He asked about Barron’s studies at NYU. Melania, staring out the window, gave him a single word: “NYU.” Every attempt to shift the conversation back to something neutral — the weather, the ceremony — died in the air. In Jill’s telling, the presidents’ limo up ahead was probably tense too, but at least Joe and Trump were talking. In the first ladies’ car, it was just cold silence and one‑word answers all the way up Pennsylvania Avenue.
Jill uses the story to make a broader point: this wasn’t a one‑off. She writes that Melania declined her invitation to the traditional 2021 inauguration tea when Joe first took office, breaking a norm that has survived even the ugliest transitions.
Four years later, when the roles reversed and the Trumps came back to the White House, Melania still didn’t extend the same courtesy back. In every interaction Jill describes, Melania shows zero grace — even compared to other first ladies who have quietly swallowed humiliations and still showed up for the sake of the country.
And here’s the part that matters beyond the gossip. Trump has spent years telling his followers that the Mar‑a‑Lago search was a personal vendetta by “the Bidens,” not the result of him hiding boxes of classified nuclear and military documents in a ballroom, a bathroom, and a basement.
Melania apparently believes that narrative so deeply that she can’t even make small talk in a limo without seething. Jill, who knows firsthand what it’s like to have agents go through your things, points out the obvious subtext: it’s not the invasion of privacy Melania is truly angry about. It’s that her husband was finally treated like any other citizen who hoards national‑defense secrets and refuses to give them back.
We don’t often get honest, human‑level snapshots of what power feels like up close. This one matters because it captures the collision between entitlement and accountability.
Jill Biden is sitting there thinking about how to show a little solidarity over something painful that neither woman directly controlled. Melania Trump is sitting there convinced that nothing in her orbit — not an FBI warrant, not a criminal investigation, not even the peaceful transfer of power — should happen without her family’s permission, and furious at anyone who suggests otherwise. VIA~~~Josh Helfgott
In a few years, historians will write whole chapters about classified documents, indictments, and constitutional crises.
For now, it’s worth remembering this image: two first ladies in the back of a limousine, one trying to keep a fragile tradition alive, the other staring out the window, still unable to see that the law applies to her husband, too.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@EastEndJoe @TPBlue4 Somalian housing.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@EdKrassen trump hardly ever opens a book, least of which are the Bible and a dictionary.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@CalltoActivism Nothing says “love” like gallows and “Hang Mike Pence” chants.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

Tweet of the day.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@MrMOMAGA @MLB Baseball is for everyone. 🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@krassenstein It doesn’t take much to make trump look like a fool, to be honest.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This gentleman is not wrong. 😂🤣👇

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@Aupadrey @DUDEwipes for the win!

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@_InfoGram_ @NotHoodlum Less than half of the voting public elected to put this asshole in office.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@WhiteHouse If I only had a nickel for every lie you’ve posted as trump’s White House account… I would pay for healthcare for every person in this country.

[Kellen 🇺🇸 @KellenCaruso7]

@Scottfu90305281 @krassenstein “Quiet, piggy.”