Kelley

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@SouthwestAir why did I pay extra to choose an aisle seat and then you assign me a middle seat at checkin?

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

Listening to @KristiNoem talk is like when you get routed to a customer service agent to fix a problem and YOU KNOW they are just reading off the script. You can ask any question and they just regurgitate the same bs lines and don’t have the knowledge or the talent to help you.

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@FedExHelp your customer service automated system is no help. How do I find out why my daily drop box has been picked up way early in the last two days

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@ick_real Man in the Mirror or Rock with You or Human Nature

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@RapSheet @MikeGarafolo I would be extremely disappointed @Saints

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

Everytime I give @UberEats another chance they manage to be EVEN WORSE than the time before. And customer service is awful

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@GregAbbott_TX LOL THIS IS ALREADY THE LAW. People literally will believe anything without checking themselves 💀

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@GregAbbott_TX Thoughts and prayers for those of us who live in Texas with a racist, dumb, ignorant governor 🫠

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@dalepartridge It’s always the ugly ones that think women dress for the male gaze instead of understanding we wear whatever tf we want

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@karlykingsley Not the glue stick 😂😂😂

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@GregAbbott_TX Do you permanently live up trumps a$$

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@mikaauguste IM CACKLING - are we the problem?! 😂😂😂

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

Walking the streets of San Antonio screaming F*ck Greg Abbott was actually so amazing #nokingsday

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@BrianEntin Will the actual trial be televised?

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

Hi @HEB what happened to the better crunch lettuce? 😢

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@ColinAllredTX PLEASE! Also how do we get involved if you run?

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@elonmusk I’m tired of seeing your mf tweets after un following and asking to see less of your posts

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@flynnslick Waste Land

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@flynnslick Mardi Gras: made in china

[Kelley @KelleyAnne_]

@offbeatorbit Have you watched Chicago PD? I’m an SUV Stan forever but CPD blew me away with how good it was!