Ron Swanson.

// professional coffee drinker // the amity affliction // i'm a cunt // instagram: @actuallykel //

[Kermit T'Frog @lovethisfrog]

Rocket launch got me nutting!

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

SHORT GHOST

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

If they play 10 episodes of @FamilyFeud in a row I watch 10 episodes of Family Feud in a row. I love feuding families!

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

oops. bae caught me picking my dirty itchy ass. not clickbait.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Bad influence. Don't do this.
(Psst Hunter kids)

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

how are the impractical jokers still pranking people in public like if they tried that shit on me I'd be like "sal stop it"

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Hey y'alls. Say hi to my son Remington Joseph Gatto. Or as we call him, Remo. Thanks for all your thoughts. Mom & baby are doing well.

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Don't be afraid to be different. You have to be odd to be number one.

[Ron Swanson. @KelliDTD]

@kardashley_ I'm the only follow that matters. 👍

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Once again, it's the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts so, as promised, I shall apologise for a death. This year: Remus Lupin.

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Shoutout to freshman year when my best friend beat my ass for no reason in the middle of the ocean.

[Swanson Quotes @SwansonQs]

"I am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious"

[Swanson Quotes @SwansonQs]

“Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?”

[fuck your checkmark @CoreyTaylorRock]

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. Healing begins when we share our stories. @YouRockFNDN #weareallrockstars

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I'm in Edinburgh, so could somebody at King's Cross wish James S Potter good luck for me? He's starting at Hogwarts today. #BackToHogwarts

[Murr @jamessmurray]

Cruisin' along on the boat...

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I just realized for the first time ever that Barbie's full name is probably Barbara.