kellie m. beck

cuddly but dangerous • directing umich ‘21 • Ann Arbor, MI

[kellie m. beck @KellieMBeck]

you're not a storyteller, you just threw a chair in your audition................

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the feminine urge to cancel dan cantor after he books on broadway

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Hey @capsulecares— if you care so much, why not tell the truth to your patients about refusing prescriptions instead of refusing to give them any information? These are people’s medications and their health, AKA their LIVES. If you’re going to be an asshole, at least admit to it.

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@Amtrak yall actually expect people to wait three or more hours for a train to come? and you don’t even bother to tell them it’s late??? dawg, I paid over a $100 for this ticket…. You didn’t fulfill your end of the deal, so where’s my money back?

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@vnylhelp @getvnyl is clearly a scam! They will lie to you and charge your card continuously!

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@getvnyl's customer service is a BIG yikes. On hold for almost an hour because I want to cancel my service...? Coincidence? I think not.

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priscilla lindsay when she sees the finale of my thesis

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When CHIKA (@oranicuhh) retweets your article about Industry Games 🤧🤡

[Arts at Michigan @ArtsAtMichigan]

"Even though CHIKA does her fair share of bragging... an underlying current of dissatisfaction runs through her lyrics– it begs the question, 'if I’m already miles ahead of everyone else, what’s next?'"

Milelong Mixtapes on arts, ink.: https://t.co/qFxoDF8D1O @oranicuhh

[Arts at Michigan @ArtsAtMichigan]

"the idea of starting over is borderline seductive. And maybe that’s just because we never really get to start over– it evades us as does perfection"

arts, ink. blogger Kellie M. Beck drives around & considers newness in Mile-Long Mixtapes: Ep. 3
https://t.co/aPByGfMpw3

[kellie m. beck @KellieMBeck]

@BestBuy thanks for nothing! Just received the worst customer service experience of my life.

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my brand is trying to ALWAYS be the marry in fuck marry kill

[MDining Workers @MDiningWorkers]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: STUDENTS WILL NOT BE WALKING OUT TONIGHT, BUT CONDUCTING A SLOW DOWN INSTEAD. We have postponed the walkout due to threats of repercussions against those walking out. We need solidarity now more than ever, so please spread the word!

[kellie m. beck @KellieMBeck]

taking a nap for four hours in the middle of the day really just makes my schedule so busy.......

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i think i'm doin too good a job passing off my sadness as lowkey bc no one has asked me if i'm okay........ i was just trying to stay humble

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@idontownmybones it’s a joke!!!

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my therapist is worried about me, how are u?

[kellie m. beck @KellieMBeck]

im pulling furniture off the side of the road, how are u?

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im at the cusp of financial ruin, how are I?

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even my therapist broke up with me, how are u?