Kelly Martin

that’s pretty neat

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

#NWSL

Where we started: Where we are:

[Mikaela Shiffrin ⛷️ @MikaelaShiffrin]

Everyone Watches Women’s Sports🤩

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

i stayed home from work friday because my right nostril was congested

[Adriano Espaillat @RepEspaillat]

Americans have had enough, and we are outraged by yet another deadly shooting in Minneapolis as a result of ICE’s unlawfulness.

The Trump Administration’s excessive use of force highlights the urgent need for accountability and transparency. ICE has gone rogue and can no longer be reformed. ICE must be dismantled.

The status quo of this administration’s unchecked power and impunity must end.

[Bo Chapman Nix @5280burner]

From all of Bronx’s Country. Thank you Bo Nix. You have given this franchise hope. You are a hell of a competitor. A hell of a teammate. The sky is the limit for this kid.

You didn’t deserve this fate but the comeback is going to be so incredible. Rest up king.

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

James Madison had both Curt Cignetti and Mark Byington in 2023

Now Indiana is the best team in college football and Vanderbilt is the best basketball team in the SEC

Actually insane looking back at this

[Dan Duggan @DDuggan21]

The longer I’ve covered the NFL, the more I’ve come to realize that coaches sleeping in the office shouldn’t be a badge of honor. And if a staff is doing that, it tells you the HC is inefficient

[Damien Woody @damienwoody]

Love this message. As a former player, there was nothing worse than coaches wasting players time at the facility or keeping coaches long hours for no reason

[Barstool Dukes @JMUBarstool]

Dukes rooting for ducks rest of the way, classy bunch across the board

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

JMU in four FBS seasons:

Record: 40-11
Notable accomplishments: Wins over UVA and UNC. 2025 Sun Belt champions. First team in Virginia to make the CFP. Ranked in AP Top 25 in 3 of 4 years.

Not too shabby. Excited for the Billy Napier era.

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

This desecration of the Kennedy Center is another grotesque example of Trump’s “Dear Leader” behavior.

This has been a week of one wretched act after another by Trump.

It’s got to stop.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Spanberger: I would like to thank my opponent for a hard fought race, the. The lieutenant governor story, her military service and her years of service here in Virginia deserve our respect and our gratitude. And I ask that you join me in wishing her and her family well. 

I also know that those who were supporting my opponent are disappointed today. And to those virginians who who did not vote for me, I want you to know that my goal and my intent is to serve all virginians. And and that means that I will listen to you. I will work for you and with you.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Congratulations to Governor-elect @SpanbergerforVA!

Abigail Spanberger’s plans to make Virginia more affordable — build more housing, lower energy bills, crack down on PBMs — will make a real difference.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.

[Jay @VantaJay]

I hope the Pokemon Company sues the absolute FUCK out of y'all for doing this

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Oklahoma State Superintendent @RyanWalters_ just announced that every single high school in the state will now be required to have a Turning Point USA chapter.

Ask yourself: how would the right react if a Democratic superintendent forced every school to host a Black Lives Matter club, a Sunrise Movement chapter, an ANTIFA club, or a Planned Parenthood student group? They would call it indoctrination — and they’d be right.

This is deeply concerning. Public schools should not be turned into mandatory recruitment hubs for any political organization.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump’s teleprompter broke.

He told every other nation they are going to hell.

He bragged about violating international law.

He blamed climate change on immigrants.

He complained about the wind not blowing enough.

And made a plug for his campaign hats.

What a disgrace.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Rev. Dr. Howard-John Wesley: “Charlie Kirk did not deserve to be assassinated. But I’m overwhelmed seeing the flags of the United States of America at half-staff calling this nation to honor and venerate a man who was an unapologetic racist and spent all of his life sowing seeds of division and hate into this land. And hearing people with selective rage who are mad about Charlie Kirk, but didn’t give a damn about Melissa Hortman and her husband when they were shot down in their home, tell me I ought to have compassion for the death of a man who had no respect for my own life. I am sorry, but there’s nowhere in bible where we are taught to honor evil. How you die does not redeem how you lived. You do not become a hero in your death when you are a weapon of the enemy in your life”

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Let’s remember Charlie Kirk by his best work.

Black people
“Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.”

Black pilots
“If I see a Black pilot, I’m gonna be like, ’Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”

Black women
“They're coming out, and they're saying, 'I'm only here because of affirmative action.' Yeah, we know. You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person's slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."

Civil rights
“We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the mid-1960s.”

Death penalty
"[Death penalties] should be public, should be quick, should be televised… I think at a certain age, it’s an initiation… At what age should you start to see public executions?"

Democrats
“The Democrat Party supports everything that God hates.”

Empathy
"I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up new age term that does a lot of damage."

Feminism
“Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge."

Gay people
“You might want to crack open that Bible of yours. In a lesser referenced part of the same part of scripture, is in Leviticus 18 is that, ‘thou shalt lay with another man shall be stoned to death.’ Just sayin’! So Miss Rachel, you quote Leviticus 19… the chapter before affirms God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.”

George Floyd
“This guy was a scumbag.”

Great Replacement Theory
“It's not a Great Replacement Theory, it's a Great Replacement Reality. Just this year, 3.6 million foreigners will invade America. 10-15 million will enter by the end of Joe Biden's term. Each will probably have 3-5 kids on average while native born Americans have 1.5 per couple. You are being replaced, by design.”

Guns
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”

Jews
“Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open-border, neoliberal, quasi-Marxist policies, cultural institutions and nonprofits. This is a beast created by secular Jews and now it’s coming for Jews, and they're like, ‘What on Earth happened?’ And it's not just the colleges. It's the nonprofits, it's the movies, it's Hollywood, it's all of it.”

Martin Luther King Jr.
“MLK was awful. He's not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn't believe.”

Muslims
“They aren’t even hiding their intentions. Muslims plan to conquer Europe by demographic replacement. Will Europe wake up in time?”

Palestine
“I don’t think the place exists.”

Transgender people
“You’re an abomination to God.”

[Portland Fire @theportlandfire]

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