Mitch McConnell: thank you so much for the heart transplant doctor. I feel so much better already. Why’s the room so quiet? Where’s Lindsey Graham?
Doctor: who do u think gave u the heart…
Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings ‘Party in the USA’ because she does NOT feel it’s the right moment to celebrate the U.S. due to Trump:
‘It’s not a party in the USA right now.’
if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed