kellyrae

I made my username super awkward so kids from high school couldn't find me •••

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

this aged well

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

can’t wait to buy bunches of kitties while he’s at work so he just comes home to a bunch of soft toe beans & happiness :)) @AlexLoganReed

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

if your toddler comes up to me, there’s a 100% chance i’m going to hold them upside down

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

@AlexLoganReed this aged well

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

my wedding dress is going to have to have pockets just so I can keep track of Alex’s inhaler

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

i have tattoos on my chest, elbows, and knee caps. pls don’t think you’ll ever hurt my feelings.

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

@GabriNicoleAng this thread gives me the christian flirting tactic of, “so are you staying for second service, too?” vibes 😂

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

almost passed out in an olive garden once.
my sole reason for not? because of how embarrassing that shit would be bro

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

This #GivingTuesday, I'm standing w @cityharvest to help feed our NYC neighbors struggling w food insecurity. Every $1 helps feed 5 NYers for a day. I’ll pledge $1 for the 1st 5,000 like & retweet. Donate @ https://t.co/W7nZWg5r8I #WeAreCityHarvest Please consider giving locally.

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

mr. pibb is better than dr. pepper 👀

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

@cayden_rose_ i’m scared bro

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

if i didn’t have circle glasses i’d look like a republican

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

science is not a liberal conspiracy

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

@AlexLoganReed trying like hell, actually

[Sydney Bray @sydsguidetolife]

Why do people always give young people advice that they literally never asked for

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

i thought my mental health was getting better, but i just got an email from my school formally asking if i was, “ghosting them” holy shit

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

currently mad that alex didn’t dump me because now i can never listen to decode by paramore and take it seriously

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

@GabriNicoleAng @AlexLoganReed omg

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

there’s a war on drugs and not a war on mental health being taboo and that’s why we’re losing

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

my mom used to reward me with stickers as a kid and then she wonders why i’m 10 tattoos deep.

cause mom, in my adult life i’ve only done 10 things well, apparently.

[kellyrae @Kelly85181978]

every time someone in my family from Oklahoma dies everyone tells me they’re sorry.

for what? getting me closer to being a hilton diamonds member? thanks uncle bob, only 3 more nights to go 😌

@HiltonHotels balls in your court

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

yeah I totally watched all 16 snapchats of your family’s fireworks display! my favorite was the one that went “BOOM tssssssss”