Kelly

[Kelly @KellyDecompiled]

@Polygon @Polygon Please explain how this is "Steam's" game? It's kinda like saying Walmarts PS5

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once https://t.co/isFuUddn9v

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At Her Job https://t.co/rB0NiSGQzo

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Happy to hear I was on Family Guy last night, but bummed the entire scene didn’t make the cut, so watch to the end of the clip. BTW my new book Lions and Scavengers is coming out 9/2 and you’ll be number 3, dumb dog.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Password Bot Admits It Sometimes Says 'Incorrect Password' On Your First Try Just To Mess With You https://t.co/YyKAzfTfjM

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

The best game introduction (pause)……..in the world.

[Kelly @KellyDecompiled]

@logiclives Great message, terrible hat.

[Kelly @KellyDecompiled]

@uswireandcable These are US made anymore

[Kelly @KellyDecompiled]

@uswireandcable Maybe time to update your profile to "Sometimes American Made Extension Cords" #notmadeinusa #MadeInUSA

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

The cross over we didn’t know we needed…😂😂😂

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

If I were to be considered for Director of the ATF, in my first 100 days I have a plan to hack, slash, and cripple that agency in ways it could never recover from.

And when I’m done, I will ask President Trump to disband the agency entirely.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

A chicken-tractor is a mobile pen with no bottom that allows chickens to be raised on pasture without being eaten by predators. I invented an automated one that runs on sunlight and stores rainwater.

It’s powered by a solar panel & capacitors, so I call it the Clucks Capacitor!

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

How are our writers supposed to compete with real news like this?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups https://t.co/VYOb8iT6WB

[The Smashing Pumpkins @SmashingPumpkin]

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Released Oct 23 and 24 in 1995.

“This ever-curious name came about years before its necessity, hatched as it were as I walked about the rusted grounds of Coney Island; on what was a bracing spring day circa 1991. Once received and noted within I auto-hypnotically blurted the title out into the air, hoping that by sharing it I’d better recall its odd canter later on.” - @Billy

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

If Women Had The Same Rights As Guns

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit' https://t.co/xVvBTsHfXJ

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger As One Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes https://t.co/Myhcn8pt5k