Rep Kelly E Hastings

I'm a political hand-puppet and bathroom monitor for the right-wing, ultra-conservative, homophobic, theocratic NC GOP. Honored to be a parody.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

You better believe it, Broh. I have made a very successful career out of it.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Republicans have learned it's far easier to make lies than to make policy.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

It could be worse--it could be your current party. Just ask, Liz.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

My former political party is an authoritarianism-embracing cult.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@donaldbryson @kellyhastings1 Kelly Hasty is alive and well, boys.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

Nope. I am the real deal. Just ask my girlfriend.

[laurieonorio @laurieonorio]

@triciacotham @kellyhastings1 @KellyHasty She was too hasty with her tweet.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@AndBlon Call my office.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@RepMarkMeadows Nah. Mark you are missing the point.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@DrJaneRuby @southernlady111 @KamalaHarris Dayam! She got some moves tho.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@ThomTillis C’mon, Thommy! You know this is not true. We need the labor.

[chimpsea @chimpsea]

Hey @NCHouseSpeaker can you help me explain to my kids what you and your pals did today? My 7 year old heard the overview and said, "So Tim is a cheater and a bully?" #iwillnotyield

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

Please send your cash to my wife’s office to support my work. I only get a per diem.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@realDonaldTrump I am at 23%.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@RepMarkMeadows I saw them at the Mall in Gastonia. We need to be alert and on guard all the time. I have a gun.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@SocialPowerOne1 I am honored to have been in the same place with @shelbystar for my hard work in my district. I used to be a teacher.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@kharyp She’s black. Some of my best friends are black.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@chrakey @BenignVanilla @JohnJHarwood If you get to Raleigh, let me know.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@DevinCow I once helped remove the cow from Bi-Lo’s in Shelby. I like cows.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@GOPChairwoman @realDonaldTrump I used to be a teacher.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@GOPChairwoman @realDonaldTrump I have a job as a realtor, but also get a perdiem payment as a @RHoNCGA member.

[Rep Kelly E Hastings @KellyHasty]

@MizCromulent Godspeed pictures or it didn’t happen.