Kelly Hammersmith

Arkansas Zeta Tau Alpha ‘99 👑 Recently Widowed - Side Quest Lover 📍 3x Pike Formal Attendee

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

@sheryl_hend Sheryl I’m gonna have to call you out on this lie. You have returned to my house many times with ketchup in the fridge

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

@EleanourAndy El, I will be trying these

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@EleanourAndy @sheryl_hend Whistle or a binkey

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Sister in law taught me a new card game called golf - not too shabby of a pull

[Eleanour Anderson @EleanourAndy]

Michelob, Marlboro, and Mary Jane what more could a gal need

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Recently came to the realization that I wore the same costume as the infamous Mary Kate Cornett. Not sure if that’s a win or lose?

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@EleanourAndy A ruler in my handbag is a MUST on a night out. 🤏🏻

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@sheryl_hend What happened to a sheet doubling as a dress? Smh.

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I have a feeling Bill Nye would like this shirt

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Saw this otw to work- taking this as a sign cheers!

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

My Bluetooth was connected the whole time, hope they enjoyed hearing some Drake

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Getting my car inspected and serviced alone, will not be getting scammed today

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

@Patty_tril Saying that while being on close friends story is wild

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@EleanourAndy Eleanour, I completely understand this.

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Red rover red rover, send Whitney on over #3dollarshots

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@EleanourAndy This is something I can get behind.

[Eleanour Anderson @EleanourAndy]

I bet the ole miss KD groupme looks even worse then the university of Maryland DG email rn

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

Cakes and candles my dear friend😘😘Let’s keep these good vibes going

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

@LinBaeKA26 Lin,
Wow! Longer than my Duolingo streak, keep up the great work!
Best of luck,
Kelly xx

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

I’ve had a handful of alcoholic beverages everyday this week, and the weekend only started.
Concerned for my liver? Maybe.
Concerned for my wellbeing? No, i’m having a ball.

Cheers to another,
Kelly xx

[Kelly Hammersmith @KellyHsmith86]

@Barbhooverman Oh Barb don’t tempt me with a good time
I’m there