Kelly Marie Pugh

80s obsessed. Crazy cat lady. Beer, tequila and horror films. Fibromyalgia, chronic pain disorder

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@DiscussingFilm Well my butthole was squeaking the whole time 👀 FairPlay to those that crawled through that cos nope! Can’t wait to see the film though ☺️

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@TheJFreakinC I also noticed the other shithouse got his phone out and looked like he took a pic of her license plate so she needs to be aware of unidentified vehicles with no license plates following her in the future

[ Legendary Self-Made Progress THA GREAT 🏁 @1EntreProNegro]

August 5 2023 Happy #NationalChairteenthDay #BlackHistory

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@jason_blum Oop, squeaky bum time 👀 looks like a classic jump scare which is my love language 🥰💖

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@vittorioangelon What a great Irish/Norwegian sandwich to be in between ☺️

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@mmpadellan I think the Republicans are one phone call away from doing a Weekend at Bernie’s with him 🤭😂

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@narindertweets You look amazing!! And just remember, if this was back in the 80s, you’d be living in some retirement community like Cocoon with Wilford Brimley 😂 because apparently after you turned 50, it’s funeral planning time 🤭

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

They should definitely have people in perimenopause refereeing these #worldcup2026 matches, the flopping and diving would not be tolerated. Unless your bleeding or a broken bone, fuck outta here 🤦🏻‍♀️😤

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

Oh what I wouldn’t give to see all the walks of shame this morning in New York 😂 well done @nyknicks 🥳 thoroughly deserved 💃🏻💃🏻

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

Perimenopause fucking sucks! In bed by 1am, it’s now after 5 and my brain won’t stop 😤 overthinking everything and missing friends I haven’t seen in so long 😢 need to watch one of my comfort films. The Running Man it is

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@TheStingisBack This and The Running Man are my two favourite Arnie comfort movies ☺️ with Total Recall being number 3

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@notcapnamerica And yet another reason why I’m happy being single with my cats. They’re either fuckboys or cray crays 😫😤

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@TheStingisBack I remember watching this and Life of Brian back to back over my Dads when I was about 9/10 and just belly laughing even though I was too young for it ☺️🤭 “More beans Mr Taggart?”

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@drjenwolkin I have a hiatal hernia between my stomach and oesophagus which is so uncomfortable and painful but the specialist thinks it’s not the reason for my pain so he won’t remove it 😤 says it won’t make a difference

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@MJMcKean Reminds me of this shithouse in Revenge of the Nerds

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@TheStingisBack I cried so hard when Goose died when I was a kid, such a great film and soundtrack, I always preferred Val over Tom though but that’s probably because of Top Secret 🥰

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@EllenBarkin I love this movie and have this poster in a big frame ☺️ you always play a bad ass who does not take shit, thank you Miss Ellen 🥰

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@drjenwolkin I’ve had the ingredients to make strawberry flapjack sandwiches for about 2 weeks now. And every night I tell myself I’m gonna make them….. ingredients still in the cupboard 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@TomReadWilson Good morning you beautiful man ☺️ have a blessed day, and thank you for being a light in this shitty world right now 💖

[Kelly Marie Pugh @KellyLePugh]

@TomReadWilson If I ever fell into a coma, I’d have your voice playing in my ears to help wake me up, just the most soothing voice 🥹💖