Kelly Lynn Jarboe

The King's College //
Politics, Philosophy, Economics //
Core Values: Peace, Loyalty, Efficiency

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The amount of people at my school this semester who have tried to sell “gently used” Gucci loafers BAFFLES me. I have so many questions.

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When you go to an all you can eat sushi place and the waitress tells you “that’s too much food for a lady’s portion

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It’s that time of the semester where the only food in my possession is four eggs, a box of nuts, and a bottle of wine.

[James Brooks @jbrooksyy]

Corrie ten Boom https://t.co/30X0sJeLPB

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Finals week procrastination
Freshman year: watching glass blowing tutorials
Senior year: Keeping Up W/ the Kardashian reruns
What a world.

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Kid 1: “Thomas the train is my favorite!”
Kid 2: “my favorite train is the 7 express. But I️ hate the 7 local.” #relatablecontent

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone

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When you talk with you hands so violently you accidentally hail a cab #justnewyorkthings

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When I began my Instagram account I followed a bunch of human celebs, but now I just follow famous dogs and my mom

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Multiple casualty situation after man opens fire at Sutherland Springs, Texas church. https://t.co/YAre0fHDSD

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I feel like it’s uniquely a kelly problem to hear “wow you look like a mom” and “you’re gonna get hit on” in the same sentence.

[texas girl problems @txgirlproblem]

wearing yoga pants to bars/clubs is part of my personal brand

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Friend: "So, you have any plans for this weekend?"
Me:

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THIS IS @paradis_laura https://t.co/x5dS0fMTKL

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@CommonWhiteGirI @maaddieclaark @pandasavanna

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@notfrancisxmn https://t.co/k1hJwFLP27

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Laura (a human) holding Kipper (a dog): "Aw! He put his hand in my paw!!" 🤔

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Reasons I Have Twitter:
1) Sub-tweet my exes
2) Publicly complain about companies so they reach out and fix my problem
3) Fame?