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[hardstone @KellyMaina17]

@Kingdvvidd

[🇦🇷 Nari 💙❤️ @Messifangirl99]

Agüero: “Where are you guys?”

Messi: “In our room.”

Agüero: “OUR room? 😂”

Messi: “Yeah.”

Agüero: “You’ve never even invited me.”

Staff member: “You’ve got credentials, you can come over.”

Messi: “Nah, because you’ll come in here farting everywhere.”

Agüero: “No, no, stop! You idiot.” 😭🤣

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cucurella did not want to present the World Cup trophy to the Bernabéu until Oyarzabal would stand next to him.

That's beautiful. ❤️

[🥷 @hotcoolkeed]

“sorry sir, you can’t smoke here”

me:

[L’incompris Sage  𝕏 @IncomprisSage]

Ils n’ont plus jamais été les mêmes après être allés en France 🥲💔.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea are in negotiations with Emiliano ‘Dibu’ Martínez camp over possible late move.

The Argentinian goalkeeper has been offered to #CFC as Suzuki will be the starting GK at Villa, as @David_Ornstein reports.

Talks ongoing; Chelsea considering this option. Dibu, keen.

[Santos @Santoss_CFC]

£190m raised from these 4 players and none didn't even make it at Chelsea.

Clearlake, this is ridiculous.

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

One of my homies from Imara ametuchambulia life story yote ya Dolly Parton from birth tena akaimba “I will always love you” word for word. Sadly na hio ujuzi yote hajawahi jua nani anamgongea

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Xabi Alonso has only lost FIVE games out of his last 88 matches as manager in Europe's top 5 leagues.

[Ramsey 😎✌️ @Ramseyizzy1]

How rich people look at you when you are poor but full of ideas.

[Danny L4 @mikeartetafail]

#lfc and #psg negotiating Barcola transfer….

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Have to watch Forest weekly now

[Cire L. Nnaps @iRhyme_]

First day of trial Durk lawyer said

You can’t follow the money because this is a murder for hire case where nobody got paid

😭

[𝓤𝓜𝓐𝓡 @unruly_szn_]

mum: calls my sister
me: she’s not here
mum: okay, you come
me:

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

my friend came over and started smoking, so i gave him this ashtray. he just went quiet and stared at it 😭

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

mount when he sees enzo fernandez in the manchester derby this season

[Unpopularfootyx @Unpopularfootyx]

🚨🎙️Ange Postecoglou on the reason he subbed off Ronaldo at halftime:

🗣️“We needed to win.”

“The defenders were putting a lot of attention on him, so I spoke to Cristiano at halftime and explained my reasons.”

“He always wants to help the team in every possible way. He's extremely professional, and I'm very happy to coach him.”

“There's no injury concern. It was purely a tactical decision.”

“Sometimes you have to make difficult decisions for the team, even when you're taking off a player who can change a game at any moment.”

“He understood it. That's the type of mentality he has.”

“Now we focus on the next game.”