Kelly

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Thanks for clearing that up, Biblical Gender Roles.

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Why am I so bad with money?

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

@jk124k Scholastic book fair books

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

The MINUTE my landlords leave this weekend, the heat is going on! It’s so cold.

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

The rage that fills me at just seeing her fucking face is immeasurable ~ Alex Moore 2kBiteen

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

@thebookdealer34 I’m on your side 💗

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

@thebookdealer34 I sometimes get the urge just to say I’m dying of the Spanish influenza and need to go home

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

When you’re super thankful that your idol had a son and not a daughter... that daughter would have serious self-hatred issues.

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

@Pup_Amp 29?!? Wow! You’re almost an adult-ier adult! Congratulations! 🎉🎈🎊🍾

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

@Pup_Amp Just wanted to throw you a quick shoutout and thank you for the lovely patreon postcards! My mother thinks I have a secret bf now because of the “boy handwriting” on the envelope, but that almost makes it better! 😂

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Fun fact of the day: Vanessa Hudgens (Gabriella from High School Musical, Maureen in Rent Live) is a @fakedansavage fan!

I knew she was the “makes good life choices” type.

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

My least favorite thing in the world is being shamed or, worse, being snapped at for talking “too loud”. It’s literally my voice. My family is the reason I’m set at this volume and even they mock me for it. It makes me feel like shit because I absolutely cannot change it.

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Christmas just isn’t going the way it was supposed to. And I’m kinda sad about it.

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

@Pup_Amp @MrFriendly @TeamFriendlyATL @TeamFriendlyDFW @teamfriendlyTn @TeamFriendlyCHI @TeamFriendlyLA @BlueBaileyxxx Congrats, Amp! You’re gonna be an awesome titleholder! 🎊🎉🎈

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

I was literally just trying to eat cereal in peace. Is that too much to ask? Bunch of bigots. It’s just a sticker of an equals sign. Is equality really that bad?

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Gotta say... I LOVE being the friend that’s a decent human being surrounded by people who couldn’t care less about her and only care about themselves. Where are the reliable humans out there?

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Did we do good? I’m not sure how to feel about this. @fakedansavage

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2018

[Kelly @KellyNicole4518]

Join me and #BeAVoter in the US election. Get started to find your polling place and see who is on your ballot. https://t.co/c7Z130oieO

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

THIS TOOL IS SO FREAKING HELPFUL! GO USE IT RIGHT NOW! https://t.co/oj0v4xSlCO