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five dollars

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@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolPAT @BarstoolHank today when I brought my dog to work, she had physics audibly fall out of her butt in the conference room during a meeting. It stopped the conversation. Ruby (my dog) is an AWL and apparently aligns with Hank.

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@taralipinski and ten years later killing it in @TheTraitorsUS !!!!!!!!

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Shoutout to @taralipinski for being relevant enough for a late night Olympic @SUBWAY commercial #rio2016

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When Hillary calls you out bein boiz with Putin #debate2016 #debatenight #debate2016 #sparrowface #teamhillary #drumpf @HillaryClinton

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@USPS can someone please get back to me on my “delivered” package that was never delivered?

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Good morning to @rejectedjokes & @adampally as it’s that time of year when I remember the #latelateshow they hosted in 2015!!!

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Oh #tiktok is back? Bout to start calling it #TrumpTok #tiktokban

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@WHMPodcast you guys should do an #onscreenlive of the movie Brothers as a tribute to M. Emmet Walsh’s last movie @jupin @ericszyszka @stephensajdak @Crabin

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@ColinJost big respect for the Ticonderoga #2

[kfox @KellyRyanFox]

I just know that I would LOVE to work with @robertherjavec - or at least have a single 1v1 with him for professional growth. He is my favorite shark! Robert - I will drop anything and everything I’m doing just to pick your brain! #sharktank

[kfox @KellyRyanFox]

@_Visionworks - A+ to your marketing team for the commercial that said “this is a test if you couldn’t read the subtitles, get your vision checked.” I rewound it and squinted with my glasses on and realized I need an eye exam. Thank you!

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@mulaney https://t.co/CBe5Kr7rNz breaking news??? Or @bigmouth news??? @nickkroll

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@johnnybananas - how much fun was filming @AmericanDadTBS as yourself ????

[kfox @KellyRyanFox]

Missing calls about my car’s extended warranty with all these political calls, texts, etc. Sheesh!

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@katiegrossbard

Can we get a bonus month between December and January for hibernation for all of the sleep debt we have? Call it decembuary. Or sleepybearuary.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

waiting for tonightttt 🗣️ haven’t slept in days but we still out here baby

[kfox @KellyRyanFox]

@ElleFanning - girl you are a queen. I can’t believe it took me this long to see this commercial!! https://t.co/353Eg8u8rx

[kfox @KellyRyanFox]

@nathanfielder you killllllled it on @jimmykimmel tonight!! I showed my dad some older #NathanForYou and he was v impressed. I’ll call the @nytimes to let them know about the factual error and to change the record. No stiffness, no peace.

[kfox @KellyRyanFox]

Let’s go @Browns !!!! #dawgpound #salutetoservice #brownsvscardinals @_mikecetta

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Massage spas but instead, they have 15 minute slots for when you need a soul crushing knot beaten out of your shoulders.

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Man I wish Mike Myers had a Twitter or “X” so I could ask him about the scene in #waynesworld when he received a gun rack from @laraflynnboyle and is so genuinely surprised. I have to believe it was a surprise from Lorne Michaels.