@BarstoolBigCat@BarstoolPAT@BarstoolHank today when I brought my dog to work, she had physics audibly fall out of her butt in the conference room during a meeting. It stopped the conversation. Ruby (my dog) is an AWL and apparently aligns with Hank.
I just know that I would LOVE to work with @robertherjavec - or at least have a single 1v1 with him for professional growth. He is my favorite shark! Robert - I will drop anything and everything I’m doing just to pick your brain! #sharktank
@_Visionworks - A+ to your marketing team for the commercial that said “this is a test if you couldn’t read the subtitles, get your vision checked.” I rewound it and squinted with my glasses on and realized I need an eye exam. Thank you!
@katiegrossbard
Can we get a bonus month between December and January for hibernation for all of the sleep debt we have? Call it decembuary. Or sleepybearuary.
@nathanfielder you killllllled it on @jimmykimmel tonight!! I showed my dad some older #NathanForYou and he was v impressed. I’ll call the @nytimes to let them know about the factual error and to change the record. No stiffness, no peace.
Man I wish Mike Myers had a Twitter or “X” so I could ask him about the scene in #waynesworld when he received a gun rack from @laraflynnboyle and is so genuinely surprised. I have to believe it was a surprise from Lorne Michaels.