Kelly Z

I don't know what I'm doing

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

@PresChoice @LoblawsON sent me expired food, substituted dog food for cat food, charged me the wrong price for items, and won't reply to my emails. What a doozy of an order!🤯

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

When you're excited that Red Eye is playing on @peachtreetv and it's actually a random ass movie instead #fwp #fixthis

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

"Don't they call Toronto the 6? That's lame. I think Drake named it that. That's lame." #dadquotes #heknowshispopculture

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

And there goes public transit overdoing the A/C as usual #shiveringinsummer

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

Never thought I'd see so many fireworks shows at once #flyingonthefourthofjuly

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

Pretty sure most of the twitter accounts I follow are owned by the same people... #sponsored #wheredoisignup ?

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

Omg this squirrel trying to cross lakeshore during rush hour right now is giving me the worst anxiety #hesdetermined

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

Did Range Rovers just become a "thing" or have I only started noticing them lately? #theyreeverywhere

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

When you correct someone and then realize they were joking but it's too late... #teamawkward

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

@so_skerry Aww pum pum! I had to do a triple take to make sure it was you that I was seeing lol

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

@mtrench I read this just as "Alive Again" was playing on my ipod. It's a sign!

[Nēv Schulman @NevSchulman]

If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies. #marriageeqaulity

[milk @miilkkk]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

My mom's form of whispering is talking at her normal volume into my ear #everyoneheardthat

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

@shanes_tweets :3

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

@shanes_tweets why wasn't I invited?!

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

The only text message I got today was from Telus saying that I owe them money soon #hellofriend

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

Can you really be down with weather like this?! #suckerforspring

[Kelly Z @KellyZeg]

Can I please just go to sleep and wake up when my flu is gone? #fourthtimesickintwomonths