WhatTheKell

Dad joke enthusiast and a fan of loving well

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#Ticketmaster: "i'm the problem. it's me"

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I had tacos twice today unintentionally but I’m not mad because it’s Tuesday #kellyproblems

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@allikob2 Cant wait until this is part of your platform!

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@coburnfilms This is gold, but also I would lose

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@allikob2 Yes

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Do you think in mansion design, there will be a new trend of including a “podcast room” that is essentially a closet, but this will be 2020’s version of the “computer room”?

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when the whole world is craving stability of something normal, I love that @facebook said, "Lets switch up the user interface and give you something new"

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I got asked yesterday where someone should sit for a concert to get the best experience. I’ve never felt cooler #partytrick

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I love that on Netflix I can go from watching @patriotact where I feel educated and inspired to @CircleNetflix where people are stuck in a hotel with the only form of communication is social media #whataworld

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Was Disney+ just designed for the former theater child? What a good concept. They realized that we are a mighty force

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Update: Kent likes Whole Foods now because we got plants on sale

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I know I’m in my mid20’s because my YouTube suggested is all diy, cooking or comedians #kellyproblems

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Past Kelly left a mess for Future Kelly, Present Kelly is currently procrastinating halfway through #kellyproblems

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Anyone remember when yik yak was a thing in college? Wow that was a rollercoaster & I remember telling my friends about it and spreading it all around campus until it got blocked

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I might call retired Kent every day because he gives the best updates: “all I did today was wash the dishes. I almost forgot to hit the button after I put the soap pod in but I didn’t”

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retired Kent wanted to update me on the fact that Vanna White hosted jeopardy recently: “I missed the episode so I’ll have to rewatch it” IM LIVING FOR RETIRED KENT

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In other news, working Diane went in to Whole Foods to clean the break room because she wanted to and put back carts when she wasn’t on shift & retired Kent wondered where she was

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I got too much soup on my pants so I have to change them #kellyproblems

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@jimmyfallon 🍕🛶💻

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I never thought about how weird it would be for the guests at Ariel and Eric’s wedding to see Ariel kiss a fish and all of the mermaids surrounding the boat #LittleMermaidLive