Kels

[Abraxsys @Abraxsys]

Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

All of the US right now

[Matt J @theman_themyth]

No one:

Josh Allen and a 4th string TE after a TD:

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Always need a supportive friend like Stefon Diggs 😭

(via @NFL)

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Kudos to Sean McDermott and Zac Taylor for being the adults in the room. That's leadership and I gained a lot of respect for the Bengals coach and organization.

[Lonely Avenue @_LonelyAvenue_]

“Nobody likes you 2023” or whatever @blink182 said 🍻

[Kels @KelsKeane]

@JGoodies22 @Meccalicious Just add a layer

[Kels @KelsKeane]

Spain over here like yeah we appreciate our citizens that have a menstruation cycle, take notes American representatives

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

Here’s to over educated women!

May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Britney pregnant, JLO and Ben engaged again, all the cute boys are wearing baggy clothes. The mid 2000s are back baby!

[Kels @KelsKeane]

And just like that I need another vacation

[Kels @KelsKeane]

@juliermatson Well this is one way to hurt my feelings