Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels

she/her. Author. Speaker. Mental Health Advocate. Drama Queen 👑 . Texan in D.C. 💗💜💙🏳️‍🌈. Represented by @inthesestones. Let’s talk about periods🩸!

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

(When I tell you how I’ve dreamed of this moment… 🥹)

My dark comedy about periods, endometriosis, invisible illness, and friendship in the face of record-breaking PMS has been acquired by K. Delaney @ Crown BFYR/@randomhousekids!

(+ short 🧵 of gratitude)

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

@shannonrwatts @WinWithBLKWomen Registered! Now going back to threads to get this icky X taste out of my mouth 😝

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

@ChrisMarchese9 Can you please include me on organizational emails/plans? We would like to be involved and help.

I’ll DM my contact info.

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@soccershu6 @alanhenney If you hear, please repost.

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@alanhenney Do you know who is reporting the suspect is in custody?

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@sarchie4 @WYHighwayPatrol Any updates? 😬 We’ve been here almost as long.

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I am SO excited to announce the launch of my new podcast today!
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The first three episodes are available now wherever you listen to podcasts!
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https://t.co/3kFL4jpaNJ

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

@ErDiPasquale Congratulations, Erika!! :D

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@Dawn_N_W 😞

No.

No they don’t.

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

Hey y'all, I'm just throwing it out there: I Am This Therapist. I offer telehealth & am licensed in every state that has enacted PsyPact legislation --> https://t.co/ENQcFmnmpE

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

Always an angel; never a god.

OOOOF.

Boygenius is apparently the entirety of my capacity for emotion this week.

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honest question for @TheRealTriscuit and @KelloggsUS @MiniWheats...

do you have the same mom?

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@lilnightmusic But like, are you just punking me? I have big “didn’t realize it was a joke so I did it seriously” trauma. 😅

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@mollimakes @PinaRamona @bookendslit Welcome to Bookends!! ♥️

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How long does one get to soak in the announcemen-glow phase before diving in to a two act rewrite? Askin’ cause I’m baskin’ (unless you’re my editor and then I’m defo already working on it 100% and this tweet is for entertainment purposes only).
😂😅😬😭

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

@emilydeibert This is the greatest thing. I think I’ve got to get one with my new announcement on it! 😍😍😍

[Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels @KelsNotChels]

Yeah, okay, imma need one of these. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Emily Deibert (Not Here Anymore) @emilydeibert]

My PitchWars #MGWaitWhat friends got me the cutest gift to celebrate my book deal! 🥰 Thank you all so much, I’m so grateful for all your support 💕

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@AmandaWoody_ Yo that’s true though! I don’t think I ever quite put my finger on why the vibes were so different when the plot was still pretty damn high-stakes.

[I E McElroy MD, MPH: @iemcelroymd.bsky.social @IEMcElroy]

Awhile back I tweeted about never having operated with another Black female surgeon - this week I got to be that senior for one of our juniors #BlackGirlMagic #ILookLikeASurgeon

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@aimee_carter @randomhousekids @inthesestones @bookendslit @PWKidsBookshelf Thank you, Aimée! You’re the very sweetest!!! ♥️♥️♥️

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This book is basically chapter after chapter of iykyk.
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I cannot wait to share this mess with you… I really can’t.

Thank you so much, Kelly at Crown BFYR (@randomhousekids), and Moe, @inthesestones at @bookendslit.

Thanks, @PWKidsBookshelf! (And on a Tuesday, too!? 🥹)