Kelsey Heaton

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@PINsykes My friend stated to the automated lady ‘I want to pay for my flight’ and got put straight through to the operator. Previously he had stated ‘I want to cancel my flight’ and they hung up twice. The operator he spoke to cancelled our flights straight away.

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

Read Normal People in 3 days and have watched it in the space of 24 hours. Fantastic but not sure it’s an entirely healthy obsession.

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@Sayers33 I think this every single year!

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

For anyone having a quarantine down day I urge you to listen to the Joe Thomas episode of @OffMenuOfficial Haven’t laughed that much in bladdddy ages!

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@MoyaCrockett Ah I remember these!! I think I still have mine stored away!

[Nihal Arthanayake @TherealNihal]

It would cost (Sir?!) Phillip Green £108,750,000 to pay his 14,500 staff £2500 per month for three months. His yacht reportedly cost £100,000,000. It's not this simple but you get the point.

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@emmagannon Normally against the idea but Monday was the worst day ever since all this began and I wrote the best presentation I’ve ever written!

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

I had a dream last night we didn’t have to social distance and it was glorious. It’s not even been a month, how has it got to this?!

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

Just accidentally rubbed my eyes with my hand that I cut fresh chilli with. Who said quarantine life was boring hey.

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[Flic Everett @fliceverett]

Stop saying “furlough” as if you knew what it meant three days ago.

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@9clicks Preach sister

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

is anyone else's self esteem completely wrecked after being on constant video calls looking at their potato moon face

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@MoyaCrockett Yes!! Came home on Saturday - best decision I’ve ever made.

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@MoyaCrockett Aw I didn’t realise you’re in Lewes! As and when we can be in each other’s company again let’s hang in East Sussex before we go back!!

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

My boyfriend misses watching sport so much that he's watching the best goals of 2011 and 2012 in the other room.

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@MoyaCrockett Oh my god 😭😭😭 this is so lovely

[Kelsey Heaton @KelseyH92]

@Lauren_Edwards9 Where are you reading that glasto is cancelled?!?