UNCLE K

Weird Bitch & co.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Don’t move out stack your bread and got to art school

[Majin Malik Ⓜ️🍫 @MusicByKamaal]

2 sexy for this anxiety

[-.- @theearthyvirgo]

Virgos might be the one of the saddest happiest and the meanest nicest person you will ever know.

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Taking extra anxiety meds cause you didn’t take any for 18 hours while catching up on sleep from working 4 12’s and telling your mom you feel numb and can’t feel or process emotion

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

We love having a panic attack over shopping because you feel like everyone’s starting at you

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

We love having a panic attack over shopping because you feel like everyone’s starting at you

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

@nessathedingus Says u daddy

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Random photo drop

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

I hate when I’m talking and a mfker ignores everything I say this why I talk to like 5 people y’all stay on your phones instead on talking to people

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Co-signed as a fellow virgo

[-.- @theearthyvirgo]

All Virgos care about is food and like 2 other people.

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Donda smashes CLB in quality overall but both have some hit for sure

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

REPORT: Drake’s Certified Lover Boy out-streams Kanye West’s Donda in just three days

https://t.co/FC9cgs2pZ6

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

People mad annoying today

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

I went on a date with a ♓️ male yesterday mans was a psychopath

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

@achildofjupiter I can see the god complex but I fw so Taurus homies I just can’t vibe with Gemini’s the most I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt but i just can’t

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

SHAG SEASON BABY!!!#SHAGSUNDAY

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

@nessathedingus I threw that shit away I’m a hoe now sorry ms grady

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Holy fuck men are basically the worst thing since capitalism

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

Probably my best tweet

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

At this point America is not real to me we are some authors pile of crumbled up climax drafts

[UNCLE K @KelseyOffenbak2]

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