Kelsey

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Kelsey @KelseyyWalkerr]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Ashleigh @AshleighGlxn]

It’s okay not to message your friends everyday. I know I have friends that I haven’t messaged in a few months but they’re still there for me because everyone is has a life or their own and doesn’t constantly have to be at your beck and call

[ephant (same name at bsky) @ephant]

People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.

They died, Carol. A lot of people died.

[🔪 @notursweet1]

U laugh at retail workers yet expect shit hung neatly in ur fave stores. U laugh at cleaners yet ur own room is a festering shithole. U laugh at those in fast food shops yet u expect polite & quick service. No-one should ever be made to feel ashamed for earning an honest wage.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This is awesome. Merica.

[Caleb Spangler @caleb_spangler2]

People from the North: “I can’t live in the south 100 degrees is too hot”

People from the South: “I can’t live in the north 30 degrees is too cold”

People in the Midwest when it’s 100 degrees one day, 30 degrees the next, rains, snows, and tornados all in the same week: “Ope”

[Lauren @Elloryn]

Just read something about replacing "I'm sorry" with "thank you". So, instead of saying "sorry I was late", say "thank you for waiting for me". Replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the "i'm sorry" cycle. Powerful.

[Kelsey @KelseyyWalkerr]

@mirandawalk Love you 😘

[Kelsey @KelseyyWalkerr]

😭❤️ https://t.co/ndUyiAVJUa

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

TJ Oshie's father has Alzheimers and "doesn't remember a lot of stuff" but he's going to remember this

[Sorority Probs @SORORlTYPROBS]

I really regret not experiencing college in 2008. Imagine walking into a frat and they’re blasting 3OH!3 and Kesha my first kiss which then fades into Hot Mess by Cobra Starship

[Kelsey @KelseyyWalkerr]

😂❤️💙 https://t.co/7eC5FEZuTh

[Grayson Allen @GraysonJAllen]

Hey @tedcruz if you need a stand in against @jimmykimmel I know a guy https://t.co/r3DwIIQ8oh

[Kelsey @KelseyyWalkerr]

How is it 2018 and people don’t know how a stop sign works??

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Facts don't care about your feelings.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

For being black? Agree, because that’s racist and idiotic. But ever, including when a black person is committing a crime? That’s also racist and idiotic. https://t.co/0KIOXBbEfT

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Canadian fans knew, and sang, the Star Spangled Banner when the microphone went out at the Oilers game. Respect. 🇺🇸