Kelsi Haller

I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable.

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Diesel prices right now:

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Some days I forget to eat.
Other days I eat 10 meals.

It’s called ✨balance✨

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Me: I’m overwhelmed. I don’t have enough time, space and money for the horses I have.

Also me: you know what will fix this? More horses.

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

“I like women with chins… I’m going to have to make enough money someday to buy myself a chin.”

#shitbrookesays
@Kelsi___Rose

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

If I open a bag of candy and it's not resealable, it instantly becomes a single-serve. I'm not doing work that should've been figured out at the factory.

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

my future husband wouldn’t have to worry about me cheating. bringing home random animals yes but not cheating.

[megs @meganwaittt]

My toxic trait is thinking anything less than a 7 hour drive isn’t that far

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Being an adult is just playing real life Tetris over and over until you die. Loading the dishwasher, Tetris. Putting food in the fridge, Tetris. Packing a suitcase, Tetris.

[Casey Allen @caseyallenrodeo]

Of all the things I wanted to leave in 2021, Betty White was NOT on the list. 😞

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

People learn a lot of different ways. Some are audible learners, some are visual learners…

I learn best the hard way.

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Yesterday I ate all day. Today I forgot to eat anything. Balance 😅👌

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

@Jpeterson171 I love art 😅 I drag people to art museums all the time. They never have a good time, but I do.

[Casey Allen @caseyallenrodeo]

One of my favorite things is introducing my friends to one another and then watching them become friends. 🥺🤍

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Thank you to the cop who decided not to pull me over for doing 83 in a 70 and texting. I’d say I won’t do it again, but we all know I’d be lying.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Do not waste time bothering whether you ‘love’ your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him.” - C.S. Lewis

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Remember as kids when everyone would play house and pretend to be adults? I think we’re all just big kids now, still trying to pretend we’re adults.

[Kelsi Haller @Kelsi___Rose]

Brooke’s going to a red flags party.

Me: oh do me! What are mine?

Brooke: Kelsi. You have like a million.

Mitch: you have like a truck load. Like lives in a horse trailer.

Brooke: Doesn’t clean her truck.

Mitchell: doesn’t think her red flags are red flags