Kelso

Due to Astros fandom, I’ve become a full and active member of the NWO. Once threw baseballs for a paycheck. Morning Show Host. COYS.

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Damn, that was FAST.

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Your move, King Charles #MEXENG

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I hear @SammyAdams went back into the studio…i need one of the songs to be a banger that we can use as a walk out song for Orcas Baseball. Sammy Adams & Orcas Baseball. What a full circle moment. The man that made my radio career a success, is the anthem to my new venture? BANG.

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@FolliesBlue @houstondude14 @OleTimeHardball Dummy, that was 2 years later

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Christmas feels like it was 6 months ago

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Good Morning, reminding you that the Yankees tore down “The House that Ruth Built” in March 2010. Haven’t won since…

Who’s under the “curse of the bambino” now? @KutterIsKing

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@TalkinYanks How many of these fans are currently on strike looking for better wages 😂

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First American Pope? How fast we all forget.

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Older McKinley, otherwise known as @BeckyLynchWWE came back and McKinley is PUMPED

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@CodyRhodes there’s a Krispys Pizza in the same plaza as a top golf in central Jersey. Just saying.

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Haha this security guard in Drive to Survive.

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@LeticiainAZ @DanClarkSports @MLB OJ was innocent in court too

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@kennysedlock @BauerOutage @joe4deadcat Don’t forget it was also a year that he was campaigning against the sticky stuff so he went out and used it to prove a point.

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Ryan Day looks like one of the Santa’s they made from Santa Clause 2.

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@DVNJr *insert the We don’t even think about you meme*

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Would be hilarious if the drones were just Amazon Prime

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@FreeTexan2022 @BenOndaTop It’s over. Our golden age was because of a front office that was fired. We won our second on the backs of a GM that was fired because Crame thinks he’s smarter than everyone. Crane is the 2nd coming of Jerry Jones.

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Millennial Moms prepping the Turkeys in the kitchen while the T-Pain Mega Mix blasts on the Parade #Thanksgiving

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@Chandler_Rome Do you ever get exhausted of answering this question every year? Lol I’m not talking down to people that don’t know because it’s quite “inside baseball” but it’s every year lol

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@KFCBarstool It’s the Curse of the Bambino Kevin. They destroyed the “House that Ruth Built” in March 2010. Ole Babe is pissed and cursed them.